In response to a recent question:

“Dear Sir,

Tell me why you like your favorite sexual position.”

But I like them all!

From the cramp-inducing athletic complexity

of the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

to the simple rudeness of the Missionary

I love the Headless Chook

the Roadside Quicky

the Escher’s Lizard

the Tea and Bickie

I’m always up for

a Flaming Orchid

or a Phone Box Trembler

with our limbs contorted

I love to do

the Iceman Cometh

on your tits and on your stomach

(which makes your navel over-runneth)

The Slow train to Georgia

the Fireman’s Fancy

the Ploughman’s Lunch

the Sid and Nancy

All that rib tickling

ball swinging

clit thwacking

lip smacking

hair pulling

nip tweaking

neck biting

hip pumping

bits bumping

sweat sliding

slow riding

leg jerking

cum squirting

I love it outdoors

with your arse in the air

on your hands and knees

with leaves in your hair

Or with your legs akimbo in a car

In a train or on a boat

With a friend or two

(but not a goat)

With a welcome audience

In a room with a view

But most of all with you, my dear

with you, with you, with you