Aardvark's at the front

Page one

And zygote's near the rear

See, here

But after that this dictionary's worse than

Useless

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Look

No love

But sex is everywhere

A noun, to have, to be,

Apparently

So tied up to identity

Commitment's close to shit

Sense tells me otherwise

Truth's here, before lies

Honesty, integrity and trust

Are simply absent

Lust is there in all its guises

Cunt, prick, dick are unsurprising entries

Anal's at the back

Jack, whack, lack definition

Hunger comes before contrition

Semen, spunk, cream, junk and mess

Are copiously ever present 

Flaccid's slipped out

Rigid's stuffed in

No condoms

Though subs and doms

Beyond my comprehensive comprehension

Get a mention

Menses don't

STD's neither

Faeces fail to soil these sheets

No thrush, cystitis, leaky teats

Fuck, shaft and roger, mean the same

While rape, reluctance, shamefully don't...

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Who compiles such vile unsexy lexicons

Like these?

Who sees the sense?

Erection sans affection

Pounding mound

Without the common ground

Where love's the dirty word

Unheard except in

'I love pussy'

'I love cock'

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I tossed the book

Screwed up its tissue lies

And shot its load of loveless crap

Into the nearest bin

I fucked it off

Then wrote my own

I've grown a little through it

Come on

Do it, try like me

To write a dickless dictionary

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