There’s a killer virus messing up my sex life,

Making every side-boo stuck with his crazy wife,

Some keep messaging me, desperate for a hook-up,

Frustrated and horny and telling me the dick’s up.

Mentally I imagine it but I have to tell them: ‘No.’.

I know we’re bored and lonely, but we got to lay low.

In the meanwhile I am loving my busy flirty fingers,

Giving me orgasmic pleasures while the pandemic lingers.

I’m going to be safe and survive these Covid Blues,

And it ain’t gonna stop me from making my pussy ooze!