Even though we've never met
I think about you often
We both can never forget
Our conversations are always awesome

I have a husband 
And you have a wife
There's never any touching
I'm thankful you're in my life

Sometimes we have tragedies
But we think about each other
Our spouses are a bit needy
We can just be keyboard lovers

You've made me tapes of your voice
Sent me an amazing toy
You always were my top choice
Your present gives me joy

I write you fantasy stories
Tiny morsels to get you excited
My stories are in many categories
Each one makes you delighted

You've said you'd send me tickets
A chance for a real meeting
Have a get together that would be wicked
A weekend that would have meaning

Of course this is just our fantasy
Of having a hot love affair
A weekend to explore our sexuality
And not just using our software

We both have naughty minds
You talk to me between meetings
I know that you're very kind
You're the one who's always leaving

Just know a housewife thinks of you
Her mind thinking of wicked thoughts
Thinking of lovers who screw
And hoping to never get caught