“My God, I’ve found Tommy on Facebook,” Margret squealed.
All I could do was groan; since she went on Facebook, eighteen months ago, all she did was find people from our past. Then, their lives would be clinically compared with our own and, a decision made about where we had done better, or worse, than them.
It would be like this with Tommy; but, with the complication that Tommy had been my closest rival for Margret’s affections. That was nearly fifty years ago, but it would make no difference.
There was half an hour of feverish messaging, then, like a school girl, she grabbed her mobile and bolted into another room.
My wife emerged nearly an hour later, and started to give me the full download on somebody I couldn’t care less about. Apparently, he did marry Rosie, but, she got cancer a few years back, now he is on his own. They had two children, were very happy… I zoned out until the last part.
“It will be so good to see him on Friday,” Margret giggled.
My wife giggled, sixty-five years old and she was giggling like a teenager. This was going to bad.
Friday arrived, and so did Tommy; Margret had bought another new dress, buttoned up the front, its neckline was low and her large breasts were very much on display. Nearly fifty years of marriage and she is dressed for a date with another man.
We all sat on the sofa, but I may as well not been there.
Tommy couldn’t keep his eyes off Margret’s cleavage, at first she just preened herself at the attention, then, she finally commented on it.
“If you hadn’t two-timed me with Rosie, they would still be yours to play with,” Margret told him.
“I never two timed you, Margo, Rosie and I were only friends. We didn’t become an item until long after you broke off with me,” Tommy whined.
“Sandy said he had seen you kissing,” Margo said.
Tommy just shook his head.
“You lied, you bastard, you lied about Tommy and broke us up,” my wife said.
Margo rounding on me, her eyes on fire, and nostrils flaring; I had no answer.
My wife hugged Tommy longingly, as if her life had been second best. Then she got up and left the room, I thought for the bathroom, but I was wrong.
Margo’s father had been a policeman, and had taught her a few self-defence moves, some of which I knew; the next one caught me completely off my guard.
She calmly walked up behind me, in an instant, she had pulled my arms behind my back and handcuffed them together. Then, a blindfold completed my betrayal.
I sat stunned, not knowing what would happen next or what I should do.
“Your health alright, Tommy? Heart, blood pressure, etcetera?” Margo asked sweetly.
“I’m fine Margo, but don’t you think you are being a bit hard on Sandy?”
“Don’t you worry about Sandy, this is just us catching up, now swallow this,” Margo schmoozed.
I sat there in the dark, literally and metaphorically; the sound of groans, slurps and passionate kissing assaulted my ears. Then, Tommy said something I did understand.
“Bloody hell, what did you give me Margo, rocket fuel? I haven’t been this hard for twenty years.”
“One of Sandy’s special tablets, it’s the only thing to get him up these days,” Margo's voice was jeering.
“We shouldn’t do this to him, Margo,” Tommy protested
“Forget he is there, honey. It might make him more attentive in future,
The grunts and moans continued to filter into the dark space into which Margo had put me.
Tommy let out a loud groan.
“Tommy, you naughty boy, I should have made you wear a condom like the last time you did that to me,” Margo giggled.
The next thing I realised was my wife wrestling me until I was kneeling on the floor, then she pulled the blindfold off. Her dress was opened and her knickers discarded on the floor, her white pubic hair was matted with sweat and juices. From her still gaping fanny, Tommy’s sperm was beginning to drain out.