My name is Tiffany, but everyone calls me Fanny. It was shortened way back in school, and it just stuck; even my husband Paul calls me Fanny. Paul and I have been happily married for eighteen incredible years, and yes, we are very much in love with each other as much now as we were when we married.
We don’t have children as I’m unable to due to medical reasons, and that has suited our lifestyle perfectly, and neither of us feels like we have missed out on anything because of it. We live an incredibly active lifestyle, and we are both in really great shape.
Paul has recently turned forty, and I’m slightly younger at thirty-eight. I’m not going to say our happiness is due to our good fortune, but we have never struggled with money and have had a relatively rich life travelling overseas at least three times a year; well, at least we did before COVID.
Truth be told, COVID is the only hurdle we have encountered in our marriage. Let me explain a little. I don’t work. I don’t need to. Paul and some of his computer geek friends were mining bitcoin way back when it was worthless. They did it just for fun while they wrote code for a gaming company. Paul is a self-taught coder and writes codes on a contract basis hence why we have so much time to travel.
I’m not sure how much Bitcoin they had stashed away, but when it skyrocketed in price. Paul said we never had to work again and we bought a big beautiful new house with a pool. But Paul continues to work casually to keep his brain active. It’s my job to keep the rest of him active, especially his beautiful big eight-inch cock.
I know how that sounds, wealthy, good looking and well hung, a trifecta, right. I am a lucky girl. But I think he is just as lucky. At five feet eight inches tall, long dark hair, big brown eyes, all-natural, very firm 36D cup tits, the tightest arse you can imagine and legs that go on forever, I think he is doing ok. Put it this way: I get more than my share of attention when we go out.
Three years ago I met Tina at the climbing gym I go to; both Paul and I are free climbers in our spare time. Tina and I are a similar age, and we hit it off instantly. Today, I would say Tina is my closest friend – no, she is more like my sister. We share every secret. And that's where this story gets interesting.
Tina is the most outrageous, fun person I have ever met, and every time we go out, it's an adventure. You just never know what she will do next. I can't tell you how many guys and girls she has flashed her amazing fake tits and gorgeous pussy to while we have been out together. By the way, she has the best-looking fake tits and perfect pussy I have ever seen. They should be – they cost her a fortune.
Now Tina is a free spirit and has no inhibitions, and that's what I love about her, but it's also what I hate about her, which I will explain later. I'm not a prude, well I don't think I am, even though Tina has called me that on several occasions. I just have some moral code that doesn't allow me to run as utterly wild as she does; well, I used to, now I'm not so sure, now I'm as big a slut as she is, just more discreetly.
Let me take you back to the beginning three years ago after meeting Tina for the first time. As I said, I'm tall and slender with a very athletic body. I met Tina at the climbing gym. If you don't know what that is, it's a gym, but instead of workout equipment and weights, it has climbing walls from beginner right up to expert extreme horizontal overhangs.
On this particular day, I was on the sixty degrees overhang, and I was swinging one-handed, trying to get my left foot onto a hold above my head. It was a complicated manoeuvre, but I knew we could encounter a similar ledge in our next climb out in Utah, so I wanted to master it. I didn't and was left hanging on the safety rope above the safety mats below me.
"Wow, that was a ballsy move. I can't believe you had the nerve to even try that," a very attractive blonde said to me as I was lowered to the ground.
"Thanks, yeah, I need to be a couple of inches taller, and I might have made it," I said, captivated by this woman's beautiful smile.
"I'm Tina. It's a pleasure to meet you," she said, in a Texan drawl, holding out her hand.
I wiped the climbing powder from my hand on my top and took her hand, shaking it, "Hi Tina, I'm Fanny, it's nice to meet you."
A big smile spread across her face when I said my name.
"Interesting name, I like it. I've seen you in here a few times, and I've been watching you. I don't know if you realize this or not, but you are as good or even better than most guys in here. You're a talented climber," Tina said.
"Thank you, that's very kind of you to say. I'm not sure how accurate it is, but it's nice to hear. Would you like to grab a coffee with me, Tina? I think I have had enough of a workout today. I just need to grab a shower first," I asked, feeling extremely relaxed by Tina's smile.
"Oh, screw the coffee, let me buy you a proper drink," she replied.
Now I'm not usually a daytime drinker, but I thought, what the hell? I didn't have many friends available to hang out with during the day, and a nice glass of Chardonnay and a bite to eat would be nice.
I showered and changed into a lovely buttoned-up the front summer dress and met up with Tina, who was waiting for me. We took her car, and we headed to a place she knew not far away. Pulling up in the car park, I knew straight away this wasn't a bar Paul or me would usually visit.
It was more of a sports bar, and the girls working inside wore super tight white tank tops and ridiculously short denim skirts. Maybe Paul and his friends would quite like this place, but I didn't seem to fit in at all, but then again, I had never been out with Tina.
Tina breezed in like she owned the place, even slapping the butt of one of the girls as she walked past her.
"Hi-yah Ricky, baby, this is my friend Fanny. We will have two of those awesome margaritas you make and a big plate of your best wings," she yelled to the handsome young bartender
Then Tina dragged me across the room to a booth opposite the bar.
"This place is definitely interesting. I had an idea of a couple of glasses of Chardonnay, and a Caesar salad looks like that's out the window and replaced by a plate of wings and hard liquor," I said to Tina, looking around at all the different men sitting at the bar.
"Well, it's not Rodeo Drive honey, but the food is good, and the margaritas are to die for. Besides, it sounds to me like you could do with stepping outside your comfort zone every now and then," she said, patting my hand resting on the table.
Just then, a very attractive waitress bought over a tray with two margaritas on it and placed it down on the table. Tina put her arm around the girl and squeezed her butt.
"How's that gorgeous old man of yours? Is he still giving you all the love you need at home? Because, if he isn't, I'm happy to help you out in that department," Tina said, patting the young girl's butt.
"Tina, you know you're the first one. I'm coming to see if he ever gets lazy in the bedroom," the young girl replied before turning and leaving.
"Tina, you seem to know everyone in this place. Are you a regular here?" I asked, completely blown away by Tina's extrovert personality.
"You could say that; it's my brother's place, the only authentic Texan bar in Tinsel Town," Tina said, handing me my drink and toasting us.
Here's to new friendships and great times ahead," Tina said as she tapped her glass against mine.
I took a sip of the Margarita and shuddered. Wow, that is strong, and I knew it wouldn't take too many of these before I would be feeling no pain.
Two hours later, We were up on the bar surrounded by men, with four of the pretty young bar staff, and we were dancing and singing Luke Bryan's 'Country Girl Shake it for Me,' then, Brooks' and Dunn's 'Play Something Country.'
Four hours in, Tina and I were lying head to head with our backs on the bar with wedges of lime in our lips, salt sprinkled in our belly buttons, and a shot glass of Tequila wedged in between our bra-clad breasts. Men were lining up to do Tequila shots from our bodies, licking the salt from our belly buttons, taking the shot glass from between our tits with their mouths and then sucking the wedge of limes between our lips.
I was well and truly wasted and having the best time of my life. With my dress unbuttoned down to my panty line, guys were taking as many liberties as they could, kissing my cleavage and seductively licking the entire length of my bare naked stomach, then kissing me when they went for the lime between my lips. And let me tell you, I enjoyed every second of it. My thong was dripping wet. I couldn't remember the last time I was this turned on.
The bar was packed now, and around 7:00 pm, things started to get real crazy when Tina reached around and undid her bra twirling around her head and throwing it into the crowd of guys now screaming and cheering her on.
My dress was gone; I was only in my skimpy bra and panty set now. When the handsome young barman came over to me, he told me Tina's brother was going to be pissed if he turned up, and Tina was topless or naked; apparently, it had happened before. And he could lose his liquor license if it gets reported. He asked if I could get her clothes back on and asked if there was someone he could call to pick us both up before a riot broke out.
I gave him Paul's number and told him to call him to come to get us both. I tried to get Tina to put her bra back on, but she wasn't having a bar of it, and she ordered another round of shots. I just shrugged my shoulders; what could I do and besides, I was having a blast; we both were.
Probably thirty minutes later, Paul arrived to pick us up and get us home before someone called the cops or a fight broke out. The crowd started to get rowdy as men pushed and shoved to get close to Tina and me. Tina was doing nipple shots now.
This was a first for me as well, but it involved a guy putting his open mouth under her tit, and she poured the shot over her tit; when it hit her thick erect nipple, it cascaded off like a waterfall into the waiting mouth below.
I had no idea Paul was there or how long he had been there, but I didn't resist when Tina unhooked my bra and began pouring shots off my tits as well.
I can't begin to tell you how hot it was standing on a table in front of fifty horny guys in just a skimpy thong, having them drinking Tequila of my tits, especially when we started bending over and letting them lick the residue tequila from our breast. Each and every guy was taking my painfully hard nipples in their mouths, licking and sucking them dry, even the nipple that hadn't had Tequila poured over it
The next thing we knew, the big bouncer was forcing his way through the crowd towards Tina and me.
"Ok, ladies, show over, come on guys, break it up. It's time the ladies got dressed and went home. In unison, the crowd all booed and groaned in disapproval.
I looked across the bar and saw Paul, his eyes burning into me as two guys held out their hands to help me down off the table. Each one kissed me full on the lips as a thank you for a fantastic night. Suddenly I felt very naked and grabbed my bra and put it back on before retrieving my dress and handbag.
I had no idea how much Paul had seen or how he would react to what he had seen. This was a first for both of us; I'm usually very reserved. There was just something about Tina that made me lose some of my inhibitions, or maybe it was the Tequila. Either way, I'm sure I was in for a stern talking-to by Paul when we got home.
With our clothes back on, Paul escorted us both out to the car.
"Tina, this is my husband, Paul," I said, slightly slurring my words as Paul held the door open for Tina to get in the car.
"Hi Paul, it's a pleasure to meet you. Fanny's my new best friend she's a lot of fun. You are a very lucky man. You could be even luckier if you want to take me home with you," Tina said, sliding in the car but not before grabbing Paul's butt and squeezing it.
Paul shook his head and shut the door. We drove in silence for a few miles before Paul said, "Where do you live, Tina, so that I can drop you home?" But Tina didn't answer.
Looking over his shoulder, he saw that Tina was already sound asleep, leaning against the door. He looked over at me, and I just shrugged my shoulders and leant against the door and closed my eyes.
I was woken up by Paul rocking my shoulder after he parked in our garage.
"Hey sweetie, we are home; come on, wake up, help me get Tina inside. She can stay here tonight," he said.
I slowly lifted my head and instantly regretted it. I almost fell out of the car feeling very unsteady on my feet. I headed inside, unable to even think about helping Paul with Tina. I started lifting my dress over my head through the kitchen; by the time I hit the living room, my bra was off, and my thong came off sometime during my climb up the stairs to the bedroom, where I passed out on the bed.
The following day Paul and I were awoken by a very wet and naked Tina as she pulled the curtains back, letting all the morning light into the room.
Morning you two love birds. How do you have your coffee? And where do you keep the towels? There aren't any in the guest bathroom. I just had a lovely swim in your beautiful pool," she said, wandering into our ensuite and taking a towel from the towel rack.
Paul looked at me with a look of disbelief on his face; I'm sure I had the same look on mine. Tina had no inhibitions at all as she came back out with a towel wrapped around her body before flopping down on the bed next to me.
"Thanks for taking care of me last night guys, I should have warned you I get a little wild when I drink Tequila. But hey, what an amazing night that's the best fun I have had in a long time, thank you," she said, putting her arms around my neck and kissing me on the lips.
Paul and I were speechless. Tina was like a mini hurricane; the way she blew into a room threw it into chaos and then blew out again.
Jumping up off the bed, she headed for the door, "You didn't tell me you have your coffee," she said, waiting for an answer.
"Paul has his white, with one. I'm black, no sugar," I said, not knowing what else to say.
"Of course you are, your sweet enough, and you like your coffee like I like my men strong and black," she said, winking at us both before breezing out of the room.
Paul looked at me and said, "Well, Tina is definitely something else, isn't she? Who is she and who did you meet her? And who walks around butt arse naked in someone else's house and last night? Jesus, what was that all about?" Paul said with a quizzical look on his face.
"Yeah, about last night, can we talk about that later? But to answer your question, who is Tina? She is a breath of fresh air I think my life has needed for a long time," I said, throwing the covers back, grabbing my silk robe from the back of the bedroom door and heading downstairs.
Tina and I laughed and talked like we had been friends our entire lives, sitting out on the patio with our coffee, but again she shocked me and took Paul’s breath away when she stood up, dropped the towel she was wrapped in and dove into the pool naked. Surfacing, she flicked her long blonde hair out of her face and said, “Come on, the waters beautiful jump in, come swim with me.”
Now while Paul and I had swum naked in our pool on occasions, it was only at night. It wasn’t something I was in the habit of; I just never felt comfortable with neighbours so close. But for some reason, Tina just made me feel completely comfortable, so I dropped my robe on the seat and dove into the pool naked.
Poor Paul stood on the side of the pool with his mouth open, not sure he believed that he was seeing two beautiful naked women in his pool. Feeling embarrassed seeing Tina’s stunning body naked, he did the gentlemanly thing and turned to walk back inside the house.
“Hey Paul, you don’t have to leave. Why don’t you join us? Fanny told me you have a nice package. Can’t say I’m not a little interested in seeing it,” she said, embarrassing me that I had talked about Paul with her.
I splashed her with water for being so forward with Paul and telling him what I had told her. Paul just held up his hand and waved it as he closed the patio doors behind him.
“I can’t believe you just told him that, Tina, you bitch,” I said, laughing at her and splashing her again.