I met my wife almost fifteen years ago and we hit it off immediately. In every possible way that really mattered, she was the perfect woman for me. Smart, cute, ambitious, driven, and unlike every other girl I had dated previously, was of the same mind I was when it came to the question of having children - no. With all of these factors in place, I was able to overlook one glaring issue we had always had. We never had a very good sex life.
Whether it was me, her, or just something in between, I definitely didn't do it for her as other boyfriends had and she certainly didn't measure up to my exes when it came to the bedroom. As I said though, she blew them all away in every other way without doubt so I decided to just live with it and accept that my sexual glory days were long over. Well, as you can imagine, strong sexual urges don't just magically get up and walk away and one fateful day, they were exposed.
It had been a rough week at work and I finally decided to just take a day off in the middle of the week to get some relaxation in not to mention a little "me time". I got dressed, dug out a toy we had received the previous month at a gag gift party, some lube, set some appropriate porn running on my laptop beside the bed and got busy. Sounds normal enough, right? Well here's what my wife walked into...
There I was in a dress, lying on my back, panties around one ankle, legs in the air, pumping a big fat dildo in and out of my ass yelling, "Fuck me. Oh gods yes, fuck my tight asshole!” while staring at the screen beside me on which a woman was fucking a man with a huge dildo and jerking him off at the same time...
Her scream of "WHAT THE FUCK?!" was the first inkling I had that I was no longer alone. I swear if I had any heart condition at all, she would have inadvertently killed me right then. My heart just stopped and my stomach plummeted. I couldn't speak, could barely think, and very nearly threw up right then.
I let go of the dildo and it slowly made its way out, finally exiting with a loud 'plop'. I can't imagine how red my face was with shame. My raging hard-on had died the moment she screamed, and with the way I felt at that moment, I didn't think it would ever return.
After a few stuttering attempts, I finally managed to eke out an explanation. I told her that I loved her very much, but when it came to sex, I loved the feel of being fucked and had only recently been adding female clothing to the mix. As I talked, the look of shock and betrayal slowly dropped from her face to be replaced by one of love and understanding. I assured her over and over that I had never been with anyone else since we had first met and that my love for her had not changed in all those years. This was just an urge that I had been too embarrassed to talk about with her for fear of scaring her away.
As she sat there adjusting to the news her former Marine husband liked to have a fake cock jammed up his ass, she got a wicked glint in her eyes that I had never seen before and started taking off her clothes.
"So you like the feel of a hard cock, do you? Show me...