"Let's have a staring contest," you suggest out of the blue.
"What are you, six?" I shoot back.
"No," you say, squeezing your lips into a cute little pout. "Come on, I'm bored."
'Bored' doesn't even begin to describe the situation. It's Sunday afternoon and raining. Your husband has been deployed with the military for the past month. My wife's gone out of town for work this weekend. Neither of us has much to do.
We've been across-the-street neighbors for just about a year, and we’ve gotten to know each other pretty well as couples. You and your husband are young, good looking, decent, friendly folks, and I like to think that you feel the same way towards us. I've spent time hanging out with your husband when you and my wife have your occasional girl's nights. However, I think this is the first time that you and I have ever been alone together in a one-on-one situation for any period of time.
Catching you at the mail box, I invited you over. There's no point in the two of us sitting alone in two empty houses, I'd said. You agreed and came over, dressed in a loose yellow t-shirt and a pair of comfy looking little navy blue gym shorts with white trim. You brought a bottle of wine with you. It's gone now, and we've opened a second that I've had lying around for some time. I’m thankful to you for the occasion to finally drink it. My wife isn’t a big drinker, and I hate to drink alone.
We’ve just spent half an hour scanning Netflix, but there's nothing interesting there that we haven't already seen – at least nothing I want to admit to you that I’m interested in, but I note a few sexy titles that I might check out on my own later after you’ve gone. In the meantime, we're just hanging out, sitting on my sofa, chatting about nothing in particular, and listening to the sound of the rain against the windows.
"Fine," I say, agreeing to the staring game. "First to blink loses."
We turn in our seats to face each other. You shake your fingers out. I shrug my shoulders and let them fall. You roll your head around, loosening up your neck. I scrunch up my face a couple of times and let it relax.
"Ready?" you ask.
I nod.
"Okay. Three... two... one... go."
We stare.
It occurs to me that your eyes are really quite beautiful. They're a stunning shade of blue, like sunlit Mediterranean pools. I feel like I could float in them all day. I know it's only been about twenty seconds, but I’m becoming acutely aware of the energy I'm expending to keep my eyes open. I can see the concentration in your face and know you’re struggling as well with the weight of your eyelids. It’s almost as if you're telepathically willing me to blink.
"Your Jedi mind-tricks won't work on me," I warn you.
You chuckle but maintain eye contact. Your face moves closer to mine. Now, my entire field of vision is filled with you. For a brief second, I have the crazy impulse to lean in and kiss you, but I remember my wife and your husband. I tell myself I'm just being foolish, getting carried away with the moment. There’s nothing really there between us, and no reason to make trouble for everyone because of some stupid passing whim. But your eyes... there's this look in them... something mischievous…
"OHMYGODWHAT'STHAT?!!!" you suddenly scream, pointing across the room.
I turn my head in the direction of your arm, looking for danger. The next thing I know, you're laughing hysterically, and I realize I've just lost the contest.
"That's not fair," I say.
"I won, you lost," you say, gloating. You put your thumb and finger against your forehead in the shape of an L. "You're a loo-ooo-ooo-ser."
"You totally cheated," I protest.
"Says who?"
"Says me."
You get up from the couch and do a little victory dance sticking your butt out and wiggling it at me. You give the soft dark blue fabric stretched across your ass a playful smack while making kissy faces at me over your shoulder. It’s annoying, but also very cute.
"I still think you cheated."
"Show me where it's written," you defend as if there's an official rule book on staring contests sitting right there on my coffee table.
There isn't. I sigh with exasperation.
"Okay, if you're going to be a big cry-baby about it, then let's go again," you tease.
"Since you cheat, let's make it best of five," I suggest.
"I don't cheat."
"You do."
"Fine, best of five,” you agree. “No holds barred."
"No holds barred," I repeat. “First to three wins.”
"You're going down, pal," you say. I’ve never seen this competitive side of you before, but I’m enjoying the playful banter.
"Alright, I'll count us down this time. Ready?"
"I was born ready," you say.
"You're such a goof." I smile at you. You smile back. "Okay... Three... TwoOneGo!" I rush the count hoping to catch you off guard. It doesn't work. We lock eyes. Seconds pass.
"WATCHOUT!" I shout suddenly.
Your gaze remains steady.
"Ha!" you laugh at me. "You think you can use my own strategy against me?"
"It was worth a try," I admit.
"Yeah, well, you're going to have to try harder than that."
"Yeah? You want to make this interesting?"
"Sure."
"The loser gets dinner for the winner," I propose.
"You're on," you eagerly agree.
"Shit just got real," I say with mock sincerity.
You giggle, nearly losing eye contact, but you manage to recover. Spotting a potential weakness, I start making faces at you. It's juvenile, but effective. I can see you're trying hard not to laugh. I sense that I’ve got you. Here comes my finishing move: I hook my fingers into the corners of my mouth and pull my lips wide. Then I stick out my tongue and make a sound like 'nnnuuunnggggeeeennnuuungggg' at you. It's so stupid that you can’t help but totally crack up with laughter.
"That's not fair," you complain. "You made me laugh."
"No holds barred, remember?" I defend. "I win."
"Whatever. Fine,” you concede, eager to get to the next round so you can regain the lead. “We're tied: One-one."
"Best of five," I remind you.
"Ready?" You don't even wait for me to respond. "One-two-three-go."
After only a couple of seconds of eye contact, you suddenly reach down and pull your shirt up, exposing a pair of amazing breasts. They're neither too large nor small, but they look perfect on your frame. In the middle of each is a delicious looking dark pink nipple. I’d noticed earlier that you’d neglected to put on a bra when you came over. I’ve been trying my best not to stare at them, let alone say anything, but now that they’re out in the open like this, I can’t pull my eyes away.
"Wow." I'm in complete shock. There are no other words coming to mind.
"Two to one," you call out proudly, still holding your shirt above your chest as you do your little victory dance. Clearly, you're enjoying the attention. Or maybe it’s my unsettled reaction that thrills you. I don’t even know where to look.
"But- That's- I mean... You can't do that!" I protest.
"No holds barred, remember?" You say in mocking imitation of what I told you earlier. You finally allow the material to drop back over your beautiful breasts, but that can’t erase the image of them from my mind.
"But I'm married," I object.
"So?"
"You're married, too."
"So?" you ask again.
"So... So..." I repeat, spinning the tires of my mind looking for traction on a coherent thought.
"Come on, what's the big deal?" you ask. "They're just tits. I'm sure you've seen tits before. Your wife has a pretty big pair."
That's true, she does. Something about the way you're looking at me makes me feel like I'm acting like a stupid teenager, and I should just grow up. So, I've seen your boobs. Really, what's the harm? We're both adults here, I tell myself. Still, there's a nagging doubt.
"Well, I don't think either of them would like it if they knew that you flashed me," I say futilely.
"They're not here," you refute my argument. "So, there's no reason for them to know. Stop making excuses. One more loss, and you owe me dinner."
"Alright," I say, deciding to let my objections drop. Dinner is on the line, and I’m determined to win. As it turns out, you’re not the only one with a secret competitive streak.
"Three, two, one, go!" you count us in.
Once again, I'm swimming in the lovely blue of your eyes. In them, I can see that mischievous look of confidence. You think you've got me, but I steel myself to stay unwavering in my eye-contact. I don't care if a whole chorus-line of bare-breasted women comes dancing through my living room. I. Will. Not. Lose.
"If I'm honest, I've actually kinda wanted to see them for a while," I say, hoping to distract your attention, and throw you off your guard.
"Really?" you ask, sounding surprised. I'm not sure if you're being sincere or just kidding me. "Since when?"
"Since you and your husband first moved in," I admit.
You giggle. "That long, huh?"
"I remember the day I first met you,” I say. “You had your hair pulled back in a ponytail, and you were wearing that nice little dress. You know, the light blue one. It kinda shows off your figure. You know the one I’m talking about?"
You nod slightly, while holding my gaze. "Yeah. You've got a good memory," you say.
"I remember thinking, like, 'Damn, that girl is fine,'” I admit. “But we're both married and all, so I just kinda put the thought to the back of my mind."
"You thought I was fine?" you ask. I can’t tell if your being coy or sincere.
"Mhm. And sometimes, I'd think about you in that dress and wonder what you looked like out of it." I pause, thinking I might have said too much. I begin to back-peddle. “I mean, it’s nothing too serious. Just a passing curiosity that comes sometimes, you know?”
"Well, now you don’t have to be so curious anymore," you say with a devilish grin.
"From what I've seen, your husband's a pretty lucky guy," I say with a warm smile.
"Yeah..." you say as if you want to disagree with me, but don't quite trust what you'll say.
I keep my eyes fixed intensely on yours. You look as if you're plotting some scheme to get me to blink first. I need to act quickly before you think of something. Without my eyes leaving your face, I lean in closer to you.
"What are you doing?" you ask cautiously. However, I notice that you’ve leaned slightly towards me, too, as if magnetic forces were at work. Under ordinary circumstances, I’d take it as a signal to go in for a kiss. But these aren’t ordinary circumstances, I remind myself. This is a staring contest!
I smile mischievously back at you. Slowly, I extend my hand beneath your line of sight. Your blue eyes stay firmly fixed on mine, determined to win. You suspect something is up, but aren’t sure what. You’re looking into me, searching, trying to discover my plan. Wasting no more time, I reach up and cup your left breast through your shirt.
You give a little startled shriek at the sudden feeling of my hand full of your flesh, and can’t help but break eye contact. Your breast is beautifully soft and slightly overflows my palm in a way that’s plentiful without being overabundant. It's quite different from my wife's big heavy tit. Not that I'd complain about hers - they're great - but yours are certainly a new feeling for me. It's a feeling I don't mind savoring for a minute longer.