One of my main rules is that it does not get complicated. I am a widower and can't join the Swinger's parties because a single guy can't swing without a partner. It's one of many rules they have, and I have other rules. For instance, if I sleep with a married woman the husband knows or participates. If I find out after the fact that someone is married, I never return to the scene of the crime and I never participate in the lie. I feel I am about to break some rules.
I find myself at five till four pulling into Dan and Debs's driveway. The door opens before I can ring the doorbell. Liz is there wrapped in a towel.
"Whoa! Slow down, Nelly. Three times in one afternoon is a bit much for me," I say in jest.
"Damn it; get in here. We lost track of time," she exclaimed. "You and I helped make this mess, and need to clean it up," she ordered.
"I don't do cleanup, remember?" I replied with a grin.
"It's not funny. We need you to go get Dan at the club and stall him till four-thirty," Liz demanded.
Laughing, as I turned to leave Liz followed down the walk.
"Hold it right there mister. What are you up to, and why are you so giddy?" she quarried.
"All the neighbors watching us right now know all about you and me, but hardly anything about Dan and Deb. You are in a towel by the way," I answered.
She yelled "Shit!" Then she ran back into the house.
I picked up Dan at the club and told him I needed to stop at Lowes. It was the truth. I had a small curbside order to pick up and they were running behind. This would have been the perfect scenario, except it just didn't matter. Dan knew I fucked his wife. He set the whole thing up, not Liz.
While we waited, I told him in detail how the day went. The part about Liz was the shocker. I had told him before that this might happen. It was good he had been drinking all day, or he might have gotten mad.
He started to laugh and even cry a little. I thought he was having a breakdown, but turns out they were tears of joy. Maybe it was the exercise of golfing, swimming, and just having no stress being retired, but he had an erection.
He pulled himself together and said, "I fantasized about this, even the girl-on-girl stuff, but it never got hard. I guess knowing it happened was the trick."
I dropped Dan off and left for my dinner date. A block from Dan's, I found Liz walking home and offered her a ride. She was a little mad at me, so I thought I should wait to tell her the truth.
After dropping Liz at her place I arrived for my dinner fashionably late. There were a lot of people I was having sex with, but in retrospect, Liz and I were probably in love with each other. Caroline was in love with me and would want me to herself. Like many others, it was too late to start over with someone new.
Again the door opened before I could ring the doorbell. There stood Caroline, six feet tall and thin with just a little pouch, and breasts that were just a little too big for a champagne glass. She wore a tight, thigh-length white dress shining like a beacon in the night. Her skin was slightly tan and her hair was coal black. She leaned against the door frame with her arm up, hand above her head.
"Where have you been?" she asked in a very sultry voice.
I grabbed her hips, leaning in and pressing against her. I kissed her lips.
"I'm here," I replied.
We had a light meal and a conversation about our day's adventures minus the fucking Deb part. Then we retreated to the sitting room for a little bourbon.
I went to the restroom and cleaned up and upon my return, I found Caroline in an armchair. Her one leg over the arm, stockings and a matching bra, and nothing else.