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wolfchild
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
United Kingdom

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Quote by Ajax
Granted, but the Key's were evacuated due to a hurricane approaching


I wish i had an Italian beef sandwich


Granted, the keys were only evacuated because of all the hot air from mainland Europe.

I wish I owned a spitfire
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Quote by ginger86
seymour johnsons


The last pair of those Seymour things I had were so comfy, very thoughtful xxx

Ginger the hairless ninja
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Quote by kiera
After his back sack and crack wax by me and bailey, we will then get sloshed, call ginger with her strapon sit back giggle, drink more and watch lmao xo


Help, very scared bloke with an intact colon coming through, that Ninja frightens me...
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Quote by kiera
Double post Desmond


Desmond, where the ferk did that come from, actually meant to post under you but the "Ninja" bet me to the post...
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Quote by wolfchild
Cunnlinguist Kate (Ginger will be so happy...)


Could of been worse and dropped off...
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Sorry Jason missed me bleedin spot again bloody aging fingers et al, will have to say below
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Oh my all of my Christmas wishes just came true...Thanks KK, merry Christmas to you too (brings out mistletoe from hidden pocket)
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Quote by wolfchild
Keira thrice Knightley


Of course I meant 3 times so that I could slip her 12 inches (3x4=12)...
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After the veet (hair removal cream) within an inch of her life...
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Quote by kiera
Granted but you were injected with kryptonite

Granted but thats why you burn anything that has a carbon tent...

I wish it was beer garden time again (yes we have outdoor plants and grass here that like rain)

Bugger, content, really must smell check more often.
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Quote by disker12
Fuck


Sorry mate getting old and missed my posting opportunity, would have to say pass though
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Quote by SubBadGuy
exclude me please


Once more a childish attempt at manipulation, grow up little twat, your pathetic games at getting peeps to bite are growing so tiresome.

Many apologies Bridgette45, I'm damn sure that you are lovely, but needed a bit more info, so on the subs bench for you if ok?
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Spot the mistake... Meant to be a nice message re Nelson Mandela...Doh
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Surely as an adult you should be aware of the consequences, a vehicle of any description is made of far more solid material than a human body
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Drink for sure, then maybe date (English guys take it one step at a time), then hopefully if one was good in a previous life get to fuck...