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steffanie
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female
United Kingdom

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Quote by LadySharon
I dare you to click on the picture!




No chance - although I am finding it difficult navigating the site without clicking on anyone's profile.

How much more of this can Nicola stand I wonder?
Charley won't last long, you need regular clicks to stay alive in this business.

Edit. I've retired now.
Quote by Bunny12
Best way to taste it is on a nice hard cock that's just fucked you.



I like the way Bunny posts, straight to the point.

And she's right.
I'm feeling guilty not giving credit to that first magnificent photo.

It's by Guido Argentini and you can see more of his work here Femka.com

Select artists then Guido Argentini and enjoy. The sections Private Rooms and Reflections are not to be missed and the website is gorgeous.

Here's some more samples of his style - he likes using mirrors








My entry is in, thanks to Pixie who sorted out my latest publishing disaster for me.

And to Nicola who sorted out the previous one.

I think I'm getting the hang of it now after 20 stories.
Funny thing is that most readers will be blissfully unaware that it's whore wars on the streets of Lush City.
Shame on you Charley using such tactics.

I rely solely on my neat paragraphs to get attention.
Quote by DBarclay


Its a bodily fluid ...enough said




I was only teasing. We don't do anything THAT kinky in the bathroom.

I did see a programme about a health freak who drinks a glass of her own urine every morning. Swore by it she did.
She did come across as completely nuts though... and was single.

(There. That's my distraction tactic while I back out of this ASAP)
Same in the UK

There was an argument between the record companies and You Tube. Now we can't watch any official videos.

I guess the same sort of thing applies here.
Some people see sex in everything they set eyes on.
Perhaps a household section on the forum would be a good idea.

Anyway, by amazing coincidence Nicola came up with the same floor tiles we've chosen. Classic black and white.
Ignore the toilet. That's just been placed there to make the tiles look good.

And thank you Diversified for your contribution. Floor to ceiling tiles would be worth stretching the budget for.
My husband's selflessly spending ages on the internet looking into that. I'll see what he comes up with.


That's a really sweet story MrNudiepants. Accidents happen and it sounds like you handled it perfectly.
Quote by Primal

Have any of you ladies ever given sex or a sex act as a gift or out of compassion?


Does it still count if you're married?

I don't see why it shouldn't. I do the nursie thing to make him feel better. And it does. It's nice just to give now and then.




Edit: You beat me to it Chef
I don't care about this sort of thing. I'm here to improve my writing.

But since we're talking about profiles have you checked mine recently?
I've got that photo on there of those two hot German lesbians I was talking about. It's a corker. It's girl on girl - literally!

Seriously, it's the sexiest pic you'll see in a long time.
Quote by DBarclay
Steffanie Jane ...you are very sick ...lol


Nonsense DB. You won't get sick from wee wee. It's sterile when it comes out. (Or so I've been told. It better had be)


ps If you've seen Jane after Steffanie then you must have looked at my profile. That counts as a vote for me now. I'll click on yours to return the compliment.


pps I'm beating you 12 to 7 atm
Do you think those taps in the photo could pass as Art Deco? And what about that sink? The wall tiles are a definate no no.

We're redoing the bathroom in our 1930's built house - so it would be cool if the fittings suited the period.

Any photos of bath/shower rooms would be appreciated for inspiration. Doesn't have to be Art Deco, we're both very liberal and open to new ideas. Nothing too outrageous though, we're on a tight budget.

We've chosen the floor tiles. I'll post them next. Then you can maybe work to a theme.


Watersports aren't that popular on here which surprises me.

I'm cajoled into playing pee games now and then. Mainly bladder control. I'll let you imagine the details.

I think you all might enjoy reading this. Bladder Vagina & B.O.B. It's a "Doctor's" view on playing with girl bits.
Green is unusual. Don't see much green in sexy clothes shops.

Although camouflage or ex army gear can be very sexy.
Quote by Bunny12
The best tasting cum I've ever had was from the only man I've been with that had a vascetomy go figure?



Possibly because there's no sperm ejaculated after vasectomy. Just semen.

Something else to google about . Keeps me amused
Quote by HoneyBee000
Come on Rocco share with me some new Italian orgasmic words



Oh Yes Rocco. Tell us something orgasmic in Italian


It's just a variation of "ohs" and "huhs" during orgasm.
Building up to it I might say a few little words though.
Art lovers will remember Jeff Koons and the fuss about his masterpiece silkscreen print Ilana's Asshole

Well his life size sculpture Dirty - Jeff On Top is causing a similar reaction at the Tate Modern gallery in London. It's nothing new but this conceptional life size sculpture, featuring the artist himself fucking his porn star wife, is for some reason being seen as nothing but filth.

I think it's excellent. I'll buy it as soon as I have a spare $20 million. And a bigger house.


Quote by gypsymoth


She's hugging an ice-cream cone, right?




Correct. A nice big yummy mouthful of cool, creamy vanilla.



I've been reading about cock sizes, much to my husband's bemusement. Apparantly you should take several measurements at different times to get an accurate reading. Mr Willy doesn't like being cold and sometimes he'll get that extra bit excited. Which is good news as that means you'll be bigger for the girl of your dreams.

But the best news is that wikipedia says that 95% of men are between 4.23 and 7.53 inches giving an average of 5.88 inches, with more men under average than over. So the evidence is all in your favour.

I'm going to measure hubby tonight - check he still measures up. He thinks I'm joking.
Quote by SensualDesires83
Erect, I measure almost 6 inches. It's more like 5.75 inches erect.




Just call it 6 inches.

In fact don't even mention it. You're not going to get dumped because it's not 6.5.

Just have fun with it and stop worrying.



edit: I don't suppose my AV helps much. Sorry about that.
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I love the way you write about your marriage.

I've seen power tools designed for women - why not try that? Don't send me the divorce bill though.


Norton and Vista didn't like each other on our PC. We had to swap to Webroot.

I read somewhere that Google are working on an op system that'll make anti virus obsolete - or at least much less necessary.
Quote by Monocle
Perhaps "Fantastic" would be a good catchall.



Or "Paranormal" would work.
He has a little "v" to match mine.

I like shaving his scrotum. Takes trust that does.
Quote by runonwords
The size is as sexy as the woman



That's a nice answer