Hey, I'm 18, brunette, 5ft 2" (apparently this makes me classify as an Umpa-Lumpa, though I'm definitely not orange, nor do I have purple hair), quite slim and I have 30F boobs. I'm bisexual (I have a boyfriend though) because I think boobs look awesome and penises look a bit daft but are still verrrry fun to play with. I like reading and occasionally writing BDSM stories, I'm the masochistic submissive, and I think about sex far too often :)

Interests
Reading, sex, my boyfriend, my friends... and that's pretty much my life.

Favorite Authors
Philip Reeve, Jane Austen, Terry Pratchett, Stephenie Meyer (the Twilight BOOKS and Host, NOT the Twilight FILMS) and pretty much every other author I've ever read.

Favorite Music
Maroon 5 (plus he is fricking gorgeous)