Are you male or female?
Male
How old are you?
59
How many times a week do you masturbate?
It varies
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
Just the one, usually.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Mostly
In the shower?
Sometimes
In the bath?
Not currently got a bath but, have done.
Outdoors?
Yes.
At work?
Yes
Every room in the house?
Not this at this one but......
In a car while traveling... ?
Yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
A friend?
A friend's spouse?
A stranger?
A student?
A past lover?
All the above!
What position do you play in:
On your back?
Mostly.
Standing?
Kneeling?
Sitting?
Lying on tummy?
All the above. Just less often than on my back or side.
How do you play:
With left hand?
With right hand?
Both. Depending on whether I'm alone or not.
With a toy?
No.
With water from bath?
No. See above.
Written erotica?
Pictures?
Movie clips online?
Videos?
Something on TV?
Rarely but, I do all of them.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Role playing?
Maybe. If they are doing it well.
Kinky?
Define Kinky??
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?
No
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman?
My Partner count?
Masturbated for the same sex?
No.
Masturbated in a group?
As a teenager.
Masturbated for a photo?
Masturbated for a webcam?
Masturbated for a video?
No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Insert something or play with your ass?
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing?
No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
Sometimes.
When was the last time you masturbated?
Sunday. (Tis Tuesday.)
Are you wet or hard now?
Semi.
Are you going to masturbate now?
I don't think so.
Are you a masturbation addict?
No.
What is the most you have played in one day?
I've forgotten. MANY, when I first started.
My girlfriend was getting dressed recently and, fastened her bra behind her back. When I commented on it, she thought all women did like that and, that she had always done so.
I said I'd seen more women fasten a bra at the front of their body and then, pull it around so that the fastener was to the rear.
She suggested a survey but, a poll on here was easier to do!
I would prefer more/longer but, herself has issues around it. Same re. giving me a BJ. Sometimes, IF she really feels like it.
(After shaving) It does seem to work, to an extent but, I'm concerned at becoming sore, over time. 
