My Home was searched by the Police after I was wrongly arrested for theft and a Young Policeman put his hand in a suitcase where W/we kept many Anal Toys & he pulled out a large inflatable vibrating Butt Plug in front of Two other Policemen and my Mistress..
He looked at it in his hand & said, "What exactly is this"?
To which my then Mistress Replied, "Derrr... It's a Fucking Butt Plug"!
The Policeman went as Red as a Beetroot and Dropped it sharply with a look of utter horror while the other 2 officers were Folded Over Laughing so Loud that the Dead would have woken...
They never bothered searching much further after they came across O/our Dildo section..
Ha, Ha, Ha...
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