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silveranode
1 day ago
Bisexual Male, 79
0 miles · Brisbane

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I always have a spare pair hanging from the rearview mirror.







You never, never, Know.
These days I prefer something real.

Forget basketball-sized boobs and walking tripods.

And yes I've seen the video clips where they were doing the 'Heavy Breathing' voice-over.

Wait and see if there's a resurgence in the virus.

Also start checking the expiry dates for my Passport and Entry Visas to North America.

Then log a flight plan BNE -> LAX -> ELP -> LRU.
Start kissing the forehead then work my way down, to the toes and back up again.

Making certain stops along the way, on the downward journey and on the way up.
Sniff.

Grasp with teeth.

Chew.

Drag them off with teeth.

Continue to inhale that aroma and suck all the juices.

How many others have qualified for their Red-Wings ? ?

Am I an animal or a gourmet ? ?
It can be the pinnacle of the moment, when your partner knows exactly what they want and they're not afraid to ask for 'It'
1. The Blob.

2. Deliverance.

3. Jaws.

4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

5. The video of my first marriage.
Australia may be upside down but our government has their approach the right way up.
To all the Male participants, here at Lush.

Have you noticed, that as we get older, we get stronger.

When you're in the 20-30 age bracket and you get an erection,
you can't bend it.

But by the time you reach the 50-60 age bracket, you can bend your erection in half.

All of My Subs trusted their Master implicitly !

Even if they wanted to Top From The Bottom !
Definitely sounds like another case of High Noon !

It was just all Black and White !

Do Not Forsake Me! Oh! My Darlin'!
In one episode of The Vicar of Dibley, Geraldine Granger, the Vicar, was contemplating a relationship with one of her handsome parishioners.

All she could do was think about it Long and Hard, All Night.
I'm just trying to recall which was the most intense.

Watching her eyes roll into the back of her head, or being suffocated by her thighs.



More to the point 'Who Hasn't' ! !

But then, who were they fantasising about ? ?
I dread the thought of when it will be over.

I will probably have a lifetime membership of both Weight Watchers and A.A.
The Scarlet and The Black.


I can also recommend 'The Gentlemen'.
(Even the ladies enjoyed it.)
Over 10 inches long and the diameter of a coke can.

Now if you believe that, you must fairies at the bottom of your garden too.