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roymunson101
4 days ago
Pan Male, 154
0 miles · Zürich

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Even though the feeling of getting your dick sucked can be so serene, I don't think I could ever do it. Just not my thing.
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I know you've already quoted someone in this post but to quote another you just type [quote =] text here [/ quote] with no spaces between. Hope this helps

EDIT: Oh and said persons name after the equals sign...


Thank you for your attempt to assist me. I very much appreciate it, but I executed my previous post exactly as I intended.
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I prefer medium well water.


You know I hate medium well water. We already spoke about this.

if you want to proceed down this road again, feel free. It probably won't go well for you. This is your get out of jail free card. After this, I will destroy your lush persona.

I really doubt this is going to end well for you.
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Haha, of course you didn't post that PM you sad cretin: it was infinitely more compromising for you than it was for me. But here, I'm feeling quite masochistic and just can't help but to expose it down below simply to completely devastate my own reputation.

Dude, don't assume that people are as dumb as you are by pretending that this PM was in response to a few trivial pictures that you posted. You can't exactly show me how fanatically you hate me for a gazillion times (to the point where nearly 75% of your forum-apparitions concern me in one way or another), and then expect the Lush populace not to notice any of your silly little fixation toward me. As far as I'm concerned, every single word of my message was plenty justified and I don't regret expressing myself like I did for one tiny fucking bit. Nor does it expose a side of myself that I didn't already present numerous times on these forums on my own volition.

But hey, glad that you're so open to the idea of me sharing that PM and exposing to everybody here that you really can't work up the courage to confront me one-on-one in private despite my candid invitation to do so. You do realize that this is precisely what moderators advocate when facing that kind of predicament, right? And I should feel ashamed about that suggestion for what reason precisely? Seems like our respective paths to manliness were entirely different experiences altogether, but I'd personally feel a whole lot more embarrassed if I was some kind of cowardly little moron who can only challenge another man by throwing tiny nuggets of shit at him while he's already busy interacting with somebody else. Say, how about you at least engage me in some kind of basic debate that others can vaguely benefit from for a fucking change?

I must admit though, I'm not quite sure if I want us to fight in private anymore; spotting you desperately trying to insult me here in the forums is just invariably so goddamn hilarious. As in, anybody can clearly perceive that you constantly trying to even the score with me just hints to the fact that even yourself consider the current score to be in my favor, and yet you're simply way too dense to realize that behaving that way only serves to present yourself as a perpetual loser. Even more so when everybody pictures you scrutinizing every single one of my posts from behind the scenes and taking a month of preparation to spot an opportunity to finally strike at me, only to end up embarrassing yourself over and over and over again.

Where do you live dude? I totally want to verify if you're for real.


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How so? That message was sitting right in my inbox while I only had to use the search function to retrieve it in less than 5 seconds.

Glad that your hypocrisy isn't colossal enough to refute any of it though.


That's pretty rich, even for you.

I'm a hypocritical asshole, but I still refrained from posting that whiny PM you sent me a while back when I posted stupid pictures and memes in response to your paragraphs of nothing.
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LOL.

This post is amazing.

I could never harbor a grudge for you, SP. That you think I could saddens me deeply, especially in light of posts such as this one.


I'm starting to think this is all because you are upset at seeing him owning people in all these other threads.
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the secrets of how teachers seduce and fuck their pupils


That's pretty fucking gross given the title of the thread.
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Dude, go for it.

Also, a while back I saw a guy post about sucking his own dick, so maybe if he pops in he'll be able to give you some advice if you want to take tasting your semen to a whole new level.


Such a calm, peaceful, and tranquil response.
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Yes.

I have a different boyfriend for each possible sex act. Keeps things sanitary.

#SayNoToCrossContamination



Sweet. That means I can finally hook up with anal only Amanda and titjob Tiffany
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I guess that's why she's so bitchy in the forums


Awww man. Cut me some slack. I'm kinda slow. I only recently found her ass, but only because I was searching for you.
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I have an extra clit.

It's a rare condition known as dual clitism.

He frequents the site, so I guess it's not a secret anymore.maJEHF0cLv3xjWaj


Pfft. Obvious lie here. You don't even have ONE, that I've found yet.
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Differential growth responses to water flow and reduced pH in tropical marine macroalgae

It's from the Journal of Experimental Marine Biology and Ecology.


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I would love to become lushfriends with you. I promise a great time, and consistent, but not intrusive, open, honest communication. Have a great day.

Send me a friend request. I promise to be cordial, and gentlemanly. Or I can be hypersexual and candid if you otherwise prefer that. I am very able, amenable, open-minded, and I definitely aim to please women first, before myself, or together if you catch my drift ?.

I love talking to fellow writers too, and sexually uninhibited members and thinkers. I am very libertarian by nature.

Shoot me a friend request and I will accept all, after carefully reading your profile to get to know you better. I hope you read mine. It's open honest and true. By the way I am also a professional bodybuilder, so expect sexy pictures in time as I get back in shape.

Okay, Thanks and have a great day!


I don't live in Texas, but I wanted to reply anyway. I don't think you will have any problems making friends on here. You may want to visit the health and fitness section of the forum. I'm sure there are quite a few threads that could use a true professional bodybuilder's advice. Welcome to lush, and I hope you enjoy your time here.
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Haha... dude, your idiocy is just beyond any compare.

I very well recognize when a sad little loser is desperately trying to insult me, but that hardly makes it any insulting. You're essentially proclaiming the most random and senseless platitudes about me hoping that some sort of feeble insult will emerge out of it. Sadly for you, no one here shares your level of dumbness to perceive any sort of defamation into that: your attempts at bad publicity barely have any other effect than bringing your own pathetic and aggravated self into the spotlight.

English is my second language indeed, but it's one that I can write with less typos and a better vocabulary than the majority of people here. If anything, you insinuating that fact only brings attention to something that's actually quite impressive. Were you seriously expecting me to perceive any of that as an insult?

I've never used steroids in my entire life and you're the only person here that's conveniently perceiving any kind of 'rage' in whatever I might have expressed. You're practically striving to correlate two things that neither have any sort of coherent basis (with a shitty and unimaginative meme, of all things). Again, were you seriously expecting me to perceive any of that as an insult?

You can't even come up with proper insults in an obvious argument, and yet you're praying that people here will rally to the lame personal grievance that you keep nagging me with. And meanwhile, you're majorly conveying that your own contributions to this website are the ultimate shit and something that I should look up to. Bad news for you, dude: no one has ever seen such an amount of pointlessness, lameness, negativity and stupidity condensed together so intensely. You've quite literally shown more of all that in 22 posts than I did in 3,000 of them.

To top it all, it took you nearly a full week to realize that your silly interjections into this thread aren't any profitable to anybody (including your very own self). I've seen some unfortunate people suffering from a few seconds of mental retardation before, but never a whole goddamn week.

I feel sorry for you dude, I really do.




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Might as well inform Hulk Hogan that he's giving your witless self a voice whenever you aren't inspired enough to come up with a proper and cogent comeback.


Well that sucks. The language and nuance barrier is such that you don't understand how (and when) you have been insulted. That makes it not as fun to drag you into your steroid rage territory. I'm bored. I will get out the way now, as I am sure you have other threads to visit to quote some of your own previous posts.
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Insert Standard Jr. High Photoshop here


That's very impressive. If and when I ever meet Woody Harrelson, I will make sure to tell him that you totally burned him with photoshop in the forums of a sex site.
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Now now, there's hardly any necessity to project your particular case of butthurt into my own personal pursuits.

I don't recall ever sending the kind of message that you're describing to anyone on Lush, and insignificant specimens like you or Mr. Cornball certainly wouldn't be the kind of persons to warrant that kind of consideration anyway. Look, I'm well aware that I'm a major threat to your petty cyber-existence and that I'm occupying a ginormous space in your mind (which you've validated time and again by the fanatical attention that you keep offering me), but please don't be silly and assume that any of that is reciprocated coming from me.

Anyway little man, what are your thoughts on BCAAs?


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Thank you Roy!!


Don't thank me yet. I'm betting he will pm you with a message that contains 14 paragraphs and 12 marked up illustrations on how you are wrong.

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Who are you to criticize a single other member when as of 3:37 A.M. on March 8, 2017 your profile page is totally blank?


Don't worry about it. He gets his feathers ruffled very easily.
Of course they can be too big. The perfect size depends on the frame of the woman.
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You make the (incorrect) assumption that I have an answer to give you.


Oh well, that sucks. I do appreciate you posting your non answer reply to my question. Thank you very much for your help.