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We can end the debate now. BP have said theyll throw money at it until its fixed. Thats OK then. No lesson to be learnt when you have an endless wallet.
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rougerogue
Over 90 days ago
Male, 47
United Kingdom
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Not so much funny haha, as funny peculiar. This video scares the granny out of me!!!
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Yet more evidence that the matrix movie was real!
"I know Parkour........ and juggling..... oh and safety conscious skateboarding."
"And YoYo!!!!!"
This is how its done without plastic lids.
"I know Parkour........ and juggling..... oh and safety conscious skateboarding."
"And YoYo!!!!!"
This is how its done without plastic lids.
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Women are out getting the books for their men. Mysogynistic stereotyping out of the way, in the world around me its mainly men who read with women reading popular gossip celebrity magazines. But thats my world and competely non reflective of the rest of society. These days its just nice to see people appreciating creative writing irrespective of gender. I know people who are proud of the fact they've never read a book.GYsiQcRiMehFK1Xa
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You're forgiven this time. But in answer to the question, my cock isnt that big for guys, mainly for the ladies. Wakka wakka wakka.
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Curse you Lady X, you put a break in the comedy.
G'Damn it. Good thing your pretty!
G'Damn it. Good thing your pretty!
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You are 30 inches long, 4 inches thick, you have a noisy end and a bad attitude end.
I think.
I think.
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Frankly i dont care that some security guard in a closed off booth who cant actually see "me" may see a fuzzy, poor contrast shape that looks a bit like my cock.
My main concern would be that the security we're all hoo-haa-ing about wouldnt actually have detected the explosives worn by the "pants-bomb" guy anyway.
If you walk round the UK these days the fashion is to wear trousers so tight they leave less to the imagination than the scanners. Its just our bits, if you stare at genitalia for more than half an hr they lose their appeal, i think a 12hr shift 6 days a week and they'll be more focussed on looking for weapons than our junk.
My main concern would be that the security we're all hoo-haa-ing about wouldnt actually have detected the explosives worn by the "pants-bomb" guy anyway.
If you walk round the UK these days the fashion is to wear trousers so tight they leave less to the imagination than the scanners. Its just our bits, if you stare at genitalia for more than half an hr they lose their appeal, i think a 12hr shift 6 days a week and they'll be more focussed on looking for weapons than our junk.
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Spent 3 hrs in Accident and Emergency after a wine glass shattered while i was washing the dishes. I got to see my knuckle from the inside though which was a first!
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I met my significant other online in a music chat room. We hit it off straight away and feelings became involved really quickly. After a few months the conversation of meeting came up, we debated long and hard about meeting for weeks before we actually did. The thing with online relationships is that handy delete button, you type, dont like what you say just delete it, find the perfect line then send. I must have been the most charming person in the universe to her.
We did eventually meet and i think we both had the initial shock at seeing each other, even though we had cammed, it was still a shock when her 5ft 2 translated to my 6ft 4. We spent the weekend together, which then quikcly turned to a week. We've been living together five years now and actually get married four weeks tomorrow (holy hell!!!).
So yes i believe online relationships work, but i think i was real lucky!
We did eventually meet and i think we both had the initial shock at seeing each other, even though we had cammed, it was still a shock when her 5ft 2 translated to my 6ft 4. We spent the weekend together, which then quikcly turned to a week. We've been living together five years now and actually get married four weeks tomorrow (holy hell!!!).
So yes i believe online relationships work, but i think i was real lucky!
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I'm sure this has probably been a topic before, and i did check but i couldn't find it, so apologies if I'm repeating it.
If you could dine with 3 people from any time who would you eat with and why?
For my humble dinner, I'd invite Julius Caesar, Jeff Buckley and Derren Brown.
All i really knew of Caesar was Shakespeares play until i read the Emperor series of books, and i was enthralled. I thoroughly recommend the books and if Caesar was half the man portrayed then the night would be amazing if he was the only guest.
Jeff Buckley changed me as a young man in how i viewed music. His album Grace did, and still does touch me in ways i coulnt possibly have fathomed.
And as for Derren Brown... well he's just a hero. We all know his abilities arent real..... but i could watch him for a lifetime with my mouth agog.
If you could dine with 3 people from any time who would you eat with and why?
For my humble dinner, I'd invite Julius Caesar, Jeff Buckley and Derren Brown.
All i really knew of Caesar was Shakespeares play until i read the Emperor series of books, and i was enthralled. I thoroughly recommend the books and if Caesar was half the man portrayed then the night would be amazing if he was the only guest.
Jeff Buckley changed me as a young man in how i viewed music. His album Grace did, and still does touch me in ways i coulnt possibly have fathomed.
And as for Derren Brown... well he's just a hero. We all know his abilities arent real..... but i could watch him for a lifetime with my mouth agog.
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Frankly if you are hung up enough on looks that you worry what your vagina looks like then you need to see a different kind of doctor.
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TY Baby Boy for the coffee...yum yum
Tommie, have a great day sweetie... see ya later after work
Shame...you and your bacon...
Baby boy? I think that's a first
UMMMM stud muffin?
Call me anything you wish... Just make sure you call me.py9wHLQIk1jUSmtf
ya gotta answer the phone sweetie...giggling
I'll answer....I'm waiting... (drums fingers on bar)
well hell why call...I am right here
OMG there you are...
I spent half an hr staring at this trying to see a boat before i realised it wasnt a magic eye picture. Its been a loooong day!!
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I find I only tend to score and comment when i really like the story itself. A lot of the stories i have scored havent been arousing at all to me, or broached a subject that i find distasteful. However if the story is written to a standard that i make it to the end then i'll score it. Its definitely more about the writers skills than the subject, i find the more erotica i read the less excited i become about it, however good writing skills always leave me short of breath.
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What is your favourite non sexual item that you have used to get yourself off? Ive just discovered i have a very limited masturbation history... hand, mouth pussy. I cant think of anything else.. never had sex with fruit, food or conveniently shaped holes.
If you were stuck on a dessert Island with a CD player which 3 cds would you make sure you had with you? As of right now.......Grace By Jeff Buckley, Splinter by Sneaker Pimps, Top Tunes by Rougerogue ;o)
If you had to lose either your sight or your hearing what would you chose? I think it would be sight, music i couldnt live without, and i would learn braile for mind adventures!
Which story on Lush most made you think "Damn i wish i had written that"?
If you could only have one... hugs or kisses?
What are you reading right now.... and dont say this haha. What printed work are you currently reading?
If you were stuck on a dessert Island with a CD player which 3 cds would you make sure you had with you? As of right now.......Grace By Jeff Buckley, Splinter by Sneaker Pimps, Top Tunes by Rougerogue ;o)
If you had to lose either your sight or your hearing what would you chose? I think it would be sight, music i couldnt live without, and i would learn braile for mind adventures!
Which story on Lush most made you think "Damn i wish i had written that"?
If you could only have one... hugs or kisses?
What are you reading right now.... and dont say this haha. What printed work are you currently reading?
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Being near enough water thats there waves, with a breeze in my hair. Even if im down, it makes feel happy to be down there.
Jeez did i write that? I was clearly channeling someone whose first language isnt English.
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Being near enough water thats there waves, with a breeze in my hair. Even if im down, it makes feel happy to be down there.
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I've always written but mainly kept everything to myself locking it away after filling a notepad, Girlfriends would find them and read them and would praise it but i always took their comments with a pinch of salt. I have never written erotica other than what ive posted here (this probably shows haha) however after spending 6 months constantly reading other peoples entries i felt that i should give something back. I dont know if i was wanting to find out what people thought really but the first week or so after posting i get obssessed with viewing figures. Just knowing x amount of people have bothered to read what i wrote, i wasnt as phased by comments or scores but was touched by some comments and mails i received after. My main payback has been that its prompted me to start writing seriously and im now working on "that" novel. Who knows where that will take me.
Ive been quite lazy with my stories on here, I've written when my partner has gone to bed (she has no idea about Lush... and i think id prefer it to stay that way, i like Lush being "mine") and so only allowed myself an hr or two to get everything down then a quick spell check and posting them. In hindsight i would change lots in all of them.. but I think if i let myself critique them they'd never have got posted. In the "novel" ive rehashed every word at least a hundred times haha. My payback has defintely been some form of honest critique and the inspiration its given me.
Ive been quite lazy with my stories on here, I've written when my partner has gone to bed (she has no idea about Lush... and i think id prefer it to stay that way, i like Lush being "mine") and so only allowed myself an hr or two to get everything down then a quick spell check and posting them. In hindsight i would change lots in all of them.. but I think if i let myself critique them they'd never have got posted. In the "novel" ive rehashed every word at least a hundred times haha. My payback has defintely been some form of honest critique and the inspiration its given me.
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Frankly, freedom of speech has no relevance to what the wonderful providers of this site want to appear in its content. Freedom of speech means that if you want to search hard enough you can find works on any subject at other sites, doesnt mean they have to be in here. Should Nicola decide one day that she's had enough of erotica and wants Lush to be about knitting then thats the way it is. The rules are there, if you dont like them move on, no need to question why theyre there.
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Ive just taken copies of all your pictures with my polaroid camera. Lord only knows what mischief ill do with them now!
Twirls his moustache and cackles.
Twirls his moustache and cackles.