Quote by lindseyaggie
One time I was going on a blind date and I was really horny. I didn’t want to just jump on a guy I didn’t know ( I know I’ve done that before ). I went to my next door neighbor and fucked him before my date. Then I was running late and had just gotten out of the shower when my date showed up. I answered the door wrapped in a towel and ended up in bed 5 minutes later.