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ranuover
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 154
Zimbabwe

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overrated : 2 and half men the whole show is just 2 dudes talking to a wall lol

underrated : wife swap those control freak parents are hilarious especially the dads who try to stand up to the swapped mothers threatening them or just crying about how they feel bad about their kids new changes that the new mom is making


i love sublime but a person i knew played this song once and made gestures as if he was was conducting the music trying to impress girls with the humor of the lyrics now every time i hear it i think of that day and get annoyed
asking someone to repeat something because something obstructed my hearing and they reply "don't pretend you didn't hear me im not gonna repeat my self". motherfucker i will cut you i paused what i was doing and got closer and asked politely willing to do whatever it was if i could and you gonna get an attitude did you not hear the train was passing outside or i had my headphones on now you can go fuck your self and then i proceed to knock something on the floor and tell em to pick it up. so yea when people don't assess the situation and react ignorantly without giving a benefit of a doubt as to what is occurring especially if its an authoritative figure ANDD when they forget my BBQ sauce like for real
in porn its cool but i have always hesitated because if she reacts bad i would probably get an anxiety attack would rather play it safe and have her ask for it
kind of a hard choice, can i put just the tip in and then get a BJ LOLOL
honestly its not that i don't like its just that i get bored fast. if i can play my gameboy while doing it sure ill stay down there a long time. but being asked to do it is kind of a turn off for some reason to me. i like doing it on my own terms ninja style while they don't expect it now that's a turn on.
lol i hate the prickly feeling like once in a blue moon ill trim the top. too scared to get a pair of clippers near the balls got nicked and said fuck that
i wouldn't just because a bloody penis is a worse nightmare
lol ask for juice and depending on what time it is either leave or cuddle till its time to leave