Yes, fell backwards out of a tree flat on my back

Have you ever cycled downhill so fast that you worried about your safety?

Candy apple

Ferris wheel or booster?

Emergency landing yes, but never a crash landing.

What's the loudest noise you ever heard?

Roses are red

Whatever I do

Wherever I am

My heart is with you

My days consist of

Work, eat, sleep, little time left

My love, I miss you

No

What was the most risky sexual encounter you ever had?

Never have I ever had sex with a nun

Relax now, my love

Rest your head here on my chest

My arms will hold you

Zero

What's the longest distance you've driven in one go?

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Have you ever attended a jazz festival?

Many, got paid for it too.

And nope, never had sex on a train.

Have you ever had sex in the backseat of an original Mini Cooper?

Very nice

A bit of both

Pond or pool?

The child inside

Has to be kept well nourished

Lego is perfect

Neither

Snorkeling or scuba diving?

Feeldoe fits snugly

And vibrates relentlessly

A sight to behold

She lies before me

Offering herself to me

Hot, wet, delicious

No, I carry a knife but that's a tool, not a weapon

Do you live in a weaponised or a civilised society?

Never have I ever been on a cruise

My parents were my greatest teachers, they taught me by example how to be a good and open minded human being.

What is the most important thing your parents taught you?

Bethany, that's a hard one (but I guess you like those 😉). Sam & Dave are great, but they can't beat the Blues brothers.

The King or BB King?

My daughter has, I have my great grandfather's clock.

What's the object with the greatest emotional value that you have?

Would have loved to, but alas, no.

Have you ever had an experience that made you realise how tiny and insignificant you are in the grand scheme of things?

They're both great, Beatles though, they paved the way (Lennon and McCartney actually wrote one of their first hits for them).

Tavares or Boney-M (yeah, I'm that old)?

The first one where actual kissing (and a little more) happened lasted 9 weeks.

How many of your early childhood friends are you still in touch with?

Not a beloved like I suppose you mean, but still someone I love very much, last april for her birthday.

What's the most recent gift you gave your beloved?

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First I believe that and second, No

No contest to that statement.

I love flowers, but I don't really have a favourite.

What makes your favourite flower your favourite?

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First adult love?

No I meant your very first love, the first one you fell in love with and actually had a relationship (however briefly) with.

To answer yours: I met her here in the forum.

So again, how did you meet your first love (your very first one)?

Ernie (though Bert is great too)

Lou Rawls or Barry White?

Lynn's first job was as a dragon in "How to tame your dragon". Though she was assigned to be Fishlegs Ingerman's dragon, she refused to carry anyone but Astrid Hofferson and was subsequently fired.