Just a typical old coot...retired tradesman, happily married (50 years). But we still like to try to keep the spice in our love life. We've been naked together since we've been sixteen, but its never gotten old or boring, and she still comes so hard that it makes her scream!! (Well, most of the time anyhow lol). Even though we're so old, we haven't yet traded the KY for Poligrip. And she still turns heads everywhere we go. Even though she is absolutely gorgeous and by no means a Gorgon, she can still turn a certain part of me to stone!
Interests Sex, woodworking, beekeeping, love fly-fishing, camping (yes in a tent), canoeing, sex, brewing beer and mead, sex, gourmet cooking, gourmet eating, sex, and its important to us to try to remain at least reasonably fit, so I like to swim. She likes to join me at the pool so she can ogle the studly lifeguards. (Someone told her lifeguards must be proficient divers, and she assumed that meant muff-diving)
Favorite Books Classic literature, Greek tragedy & comedy, every now and then a whodunit, and of course some risque, lurid, indecent trash.
Favorite Authors Me: nobody alive...always preferred the old masters....Henry James, Sophocles, Leo Tolstoy, Honore de Balzac, Steinbeck, Faulkner, Charlotte Bronte....you get the idea! She's a big fan of Janet Evanovich.
Favorite Movies We're not movie people, but you gotta love 'Fritz the Cat". (Google it, you youngsters)
Favorite TV Shows We rarely turn it on!
Favorite Music First up has to be classic rock, then some jazz, definitely Blues, we love to dance....hate the repetitive whiny bullshit they call Cunt-Tree/Western. (Notice I didn't refer to it as music.)