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when I asked that question on a UK chat site I got hung, drawn & quartered
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1 month ago
Straight Male, 84
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As a 78 year old I concur all of the above. The body may slow down but the mind goes on & on
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As a 75 yr old my 2 penny worth is - 'because I like it & I can'
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if you were 'upon' the sea you would be floating, whereas upon a river you can straddle it
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The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;
Me and Tim ahuntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and timbuktu.
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;
Me and Tim ahuntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and timbuktu.