Poor Janet was feeling forlorn

For sex she had wholly foresworn

Until Randy Roy

Brought her a toy

Within a golden field as the dawn sun rises

As she thinks back on last nights surprises

When Heidi was locked in chastity

Roses are red
I hear the Rumour mill
Churning for those who for a while
Haven't posted of their own free-will

A horny woman I know went out for a pantyless stroll

Had a short dress and bum wiggle like two fish in a bowl

And she would get so aroused as she showed it off

She would hide her climax behind a cough

And walk away as her juices trickle down to her soles

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Within a golden field as the dawn sun rises

A horny woman I know went out for a pantyless stroll

Had a short dress and bum wiggle like two fish in a bowl

And she would get so aroused as she showed it off

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How IS it pronounced? I only know the Sheriff .... from Men in Tights

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A randy man tried his photo scam

With a sweetie from Nottingham

Whose innocence is a lie

Count the hash marks on her thigh

We don't speak of the sherrif, he stole all our money... Oh, and every county ending with 'ham' is pronouced 'hum', because we like to confuse the French

A randy man tried his photo scam

With a sweetie from Nottingham

Whose innocence is a lie

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A randy man tried his photo scam

With a sweetie from Nottingham

Grrr... you ought to know that's not how Nottingham is pronounced lol

With Heidi and Lynn chasing Rob

Like a frenzied lynch mob

For he asked for a pic too many

Quote by heidi

Roses are red

Good thing Rob's not on

With his bucket of green paint

To address you with his con

Sex with everything green

Takes in quite a lot

Even the Leprecaun

Whose virtue can be bought

Hmmm 🤔 dumping green paint on you, that's actually a really good idea. X

Roses are red
It's paddy's day tomorrow
Be sure to fuck all
With green on show

It comes once a year
And we can blame the booze
So, no need for shame
Just endless orgasms to choose

Does it really have to be one or the other? How about we just take turns and see who can do it better

Roses are red
I'll put in your hair
With a gentle kiss
To say I still care

I would do anything for an orgasm, but I won't do that - A hornier Meatloaf

Lynn and Heidi were the infamous masterminds and culprits of the legendary Grand Panty Heist of 2011, which cripples the western world and corrupted thousands of innocent and fair maidens, forcing them to go commando. These heinous villains are said to have hidden away there stolen pairs in a "secret" place.

She wanted to try something new

So she rung her old friend Mary Sue

They broke out the strappy

Seeking to become happy

She wanted to try something new

So she rung her old friend Mary Sue

Roses are red
I'm too tired to rhyme
So I'll just say the truth;
You're all freaking awesome

Hands covering nipples and face red as her hair

She lifted her legs and we all gave a stare

She shocked to discover

'Twas an octopus lover

Who had caught her in its devilish snare

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Twice a month the maid's secrets are revealed

Roses are red
Dee hasn't written
For quite some time
So here's a rumour from Britain

It is said that Dee has
On her sexy little butt
A freckle that looks
Just like a chestnut

Ask not how I know
I always have my ways
And with a dripping candle
I'll set it ablaze

She's also secretly
A insatiable size queen
Her record is 5 dildos at once
All while she flicks her bean

Now Dee I love you
But get your sexy ass writing
Or more questionable rumours
I'll keep on highlighting

Roses are red

Heidi needs support

Looking at her top

I had the same thought

.

I'll lend her my hands

To keep them warm

And think of her

In a sexy uniform

.

Alas it appears

I may have misunderstood

What manner of help

Heidi thought be good

.

But there's no need to fear

I intend to repay

As I bend over her lap

For a fun night I pray

She stood on the terrace quite bare

When her neighbor looked up with a glare

For an untrimmed bush

A horny bus driver named Clive

Was always smiling as he would drive

Past the nunnery on the hill

Roses are red

You cheating hussy

I sent pics of my tits

But you were too fussy

The toy chest was thrown open wide

While bound to the bed was the bride

With no time to waste

Fell between legs with haste

Roses are red
This we know;
But of one matter
I yet ponder so.

.

The all important
Question of our time;
The one me must learn
To reach our prime.

.

Could there ever be
Too many within the pile,
Of delectable treats
And orgasmic lifestyle.

.

How this answer
Eludes my mind;
I guess if we had
Our roles assigned.

.
By trial and error
We'd find the truth,
And maybe discover
The fountain of youth

.
Along your lips, and
Betwixt your thighs;
I'll have my answer
And we'll have our prize.

The toy chest was thrown open wide

While bound to the bed was the bride

You don't mind if I take a few measurements for your chastity belt, right?

Roses are red
By the meadow
Where we rolled
Letting love flow

The sun shied away
Behind a cloud
As lustful desires
We avowed

Sarah and Heidi and Dee

With a game to teach thee