Granted -- but you're tied up and must succumb to sex with me -- poor girl!!
I wish all the lovely Lush females would post a wish about me
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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 38
United States
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What would I love to take with slutpuppy?
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What do I get when bathing after eating too many beans?
wasted effort
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What do I get when bathing after eating too many beans?
wasted effort
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Granted, but you refuse to tell them -- no longer your loved one -- sorry!
I wish that Night Fox would tell me why she's a fox only at night.
I wish that Night Fox would tell me why she's a fox only at night.
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What do you call a 500 pound guy living in Atlanta on a street named after a civil war general?
completely filled orifices
completely filled orifices
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Granted, but you skin your knee falling off of the merry-go-round and have to wear a Disney bandage for three days. So sad!
I wish that Wildcat would tie me up and have her way with me.
I wish that Wildcat would tie me up and have her way with me.
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Hey I'd be happy to pay for everyone. Just send me all of your bank account information and I'll wire you $1,000,000 (thru my Nigerian contacts)!
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Granted, you steal one, but alas you get caught and are now in the slammer.
I wish I could get an anatomically accurate female cyborg who would do my every bidding
I wish I could get an anatomically accurate female cyborg who would do my every bidding
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regular cowgirl (love to see flopping tits)
WYR get a love letter or send one?
WYR get a love letter or send one?
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What do you call the owie that I have to kiss to make better?
burned at the stake
burned at the stake
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Reads palms and butt cracks for a living, telling his customers their fortunes
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Lifeguard and diving instructor at the Lushville Community Pool (but diving for what?)
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Columnist in the Lushville Times given relationship advice to lost souls
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I ban adele for not playing the game -- you can't check out even if yoiu have great tits (ha, ha)
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I ban E because I can't figure out what the hell her screen name means
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What is my left testicle affectionately called?
beautiful dreamer
beautiful dreamer
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His face looks a lot worse in person than his avatar's does
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Yes, and have her work as my "wingman" on Saturday nights
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wears a jock strap, thong, boxers and panties all at the same time
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What does SP consider me to be when I show her how to do the "wheelbarrow?"
marketable skill
marketable skill
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Granted, and now you fart so much no one will go out with you.
I wish that pussy juice would cure all my future maladies
I wish that pussy juice would cure all my future maladies