Granted, but the rent is usurious and bankrupts you so you can't video anything. Bummer.
I wish every time the word "the" was used on Lush all female Lushies would think of me.
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mischiefmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 38
United States
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I ban treble-maker for never playing or listening to songs in bass clef.
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Granted but with everybody always high no work gets done and we all starve to death!
I wish that I was a world champion polo player
I wish that I was a world champion polo player
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I ban Angie because she is so cute in her avatar that it's way too distracting!
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Granted, however he's 98 years old, gets around in a wheelchair, and doesn't remember your name.
I wish that I could seek out alien lifeforms.
I wish that I could seek out alien lifeforms.
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Granted, but at the same time you turn empathy into insanity so the world is worse off; sorry!
I wish I had a jetpack to commute with.
I wish I had a jetpack to commute with.
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What do I gargle with before eating slutpuppy? (In my dreams, that is)
wet dream
wet dream
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Granted, the "sensual" message is a warning that a fart is coming from a "special" lumberjack! Phew!
I wish that coiulbyours wanted to bestow her favors upon me.
I wish that coiulbyours wanted to bestow her favors upon me.
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What would I eat, despite my distaste for it, only if a female Lush lovely would agree to have sex with me?
balls out
balls out
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Granted, but he's gay and the island is about to be hit by a tsunami. Too bad, could have been fun.
I wish that I could carefully inspect Ravyn's entire body.
I wish that I could carefully inspect Ravyn's entire body.
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Head of the animal rescue league by day, hostess at the local Group Grope at night
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Granted, but someone steals your idea, makes millions off of it, and you lose all of your money unsuccessfully fighting them in court; plus the batteries fry your vibrator! Ouch!
I wish that I had a mind like a steel trap
I wish that I had a mind like a steel trap
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Granted -- their punching bag; Ouch, ouch, not there, ouch!!
I wish the sun would rise in the West tomorrow and that I had placed a $1,000,000 bet in Las Vegas that it would.
I wish the sun would rise in the West tomorrow and that I had placed a $1,000,000 bet in Las Vegas that it would.
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Has collected all the dryer lint from all of the wash loads she has ever done in her life, and is planning on making a Snuggie out of it; anyone know how?