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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 73
Mexico

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Well, I figure out she's wearing a crotchless panties. I'm about to have my new glasses made for a better eye sight.
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This is me on marathon race getting to the finish line. My name is Marcos Urbina, Lush Stories poster and I'm in athletics.
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Sometimes the wheelbarrow is a dificult task to push, especially if the wheel is stuck en the mud. A gross smell is coming from the drains.
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It's time for a taking a break
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A woman was mourning her late husband and refused to be consoled for several months.
After 3 years, her daughter introduced her to a nice man with the aim that she would remarry and they got off together immediately. after some weeks, the man took her to his house and after the preliminaries, the man undressed her only that to see she was wearing a black undies. the lady told him that: my bosom is for you to handle, my body for you to romance, my lips for you to kiss but down there, i am still mourning my late husband.
The man knew that luck was against him that day and he let go.
The following day, the same thing happened and it continued for a month.
One day after undressing the lady, she gave her usual sermon and said she was still mourning with Her black undies and the man removed his own trousers only to reveal a black condom.
The woman said: what are you doing with a black condom?
The man replied her that since she had been mourning since all these days with black undies, HE WANTED TO OFFER HIS OWN CONDOLENCES TOO WITH THE BLACK CONDOM.

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Please say which of these is a garter choose from (1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6)
1. Also called, British, sock suspender, suspender, is an article of clothing for holding up a stocking or sock, usually an elastic band around the leg or an elastic strap hanging from a girdle or other undergarment.
2. It is a similar band worn to hold up a shirt sleeve.
3. It’s a leather strap for passing through a loop at the back of a boot and buckling around the leg to keep the boot from slipping.
4. The badge of the Order of the Garter.
5. Membership in the Order.
6. To fasten with a garter.

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How to Deal With Your Husband's Jealousy of Your Friendships
Edited by Flickety, Eric

While spending time with our friends is an important part of life whether we're married, separated, single, or dating a string of lovelies, some friendships tend to be tested by the loyalties sought within marriage. A healthy marriage is one in which you have space to be with your husband and with your friends; a less healthy marriage is one where your husband makes it clear that the time you spend with your friends makes him jealous. Here are some suggestions to put things back into balance.


This is how a jealous husband attempted to scare away her friends.
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•Sleep. Rest is your best friend at this point because your body needs an opportunity to recover. It is best to stay in bed so call in to work if you have to, tell them you have the stomach flu. You will sound so horrible on the phone that they may believe you (unless they saw you at the bar last night, then this is not a good idea).
•Liquids. Replenish your body with fruit or vegetable juice and water.
•Avoid caffeine. A weak cup of coffee may be okay, but a lot of caffeine will continue to dehydrate you, which is the opposite of what you want right now.
•Vitamin C. Drink orange juice for Vitamin C.
•Food. Eat mineral and protein rich food, even if you don't feel like it.
•Pickles. In Poland, drinking pickle juice is a common remedy. Barbara Rolek, About.com Guide to Eastern European Food, has more Hangover Food suggestions from this region.
•Drink a Bloody Mary. While the popular phrase “hair of the dog that bit you” may sound logical with a shot of whiskey left in the bottle next to your bed, it will only provide temporary relief. Try a Bloody Mary instead, while your blood is dealing with the new alcohol it is ignoring the old and in the mean time, the tomato juice and celery are full of replenishing vitamins. If you drank the last of the vodka, make a Virgin Mary or Bloody Maria.