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likely_lad
Over 90 days ago
Male, 154

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granted but your misheard and are given world peace instead

i wish i had a parrot that can say "matt im pregnant" just on the off chance that when my house mate's mum ( mum of matt) comes over she'll hear it
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ducks it may be an unusual thing specially as its well known that sheep and duck hate each other, so to have them both on the same sex toy which really make you wonder if they can get along what could i do with a...
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carefree but child welfare didnt agree with me specially when i ........
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granted but you have to buy it whilst hoping on one leg and call whoever is at the counter sheirly aggravating the late Leslie Nielson

i wish i could own a bike without it being stolen from my shed