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laurels1dream
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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Sweet Irish Eyes is actually a Scottish born double agent, working undercover(s).
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Cami watched John steal her ballet slippers, but didn't care because she prefers football cleats.
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Johns first acting job was as an "expendable crew member" on the old Star Trek. He actually applied for the Klingon part thou cause they have rougher sex.
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.
Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!
But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.
The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!
And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!
But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with
Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!
But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.
The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!
And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!
But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.
Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!
But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.
The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!
And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!
But one day... a meteor shower
Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!
But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.
The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!
And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!
But one day... a meteor shower
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Sally is really a blonde astronaut, addicted to non gravity sex ;p
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feel like I was playing "shower twister" 5 of us in there... would need a bigger shower lol
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Barefoot most of the time, but if I need shoes on then I like to switch it up.. not really into flip flops but love pretty heels in all shapes , love boots from casual to biker to cowboy.. have a few different pairs of tennis shoes, moccasins umm otherwise Barefoot with toe rings.
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I would like to have ability of only showing the topic names and the date of what I post in forums, rather than my entire posts showing up on my profile wall.
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Cute, friendly, intelligent and has a beautiful ass and a great manicurist 