As Monday midday approaches, you have your desk full with mind numbing work in your office. Part of you is joyful about the new role and part of you hates the additional BS paperwork. As lunch time approaches, I walk in with a lunch basket for an in-office lunch. I close the glass door behind me and walk around the desk to give you a nice, wet, passionate kiss and then set your lunch on your desk. You look at the sandwich...