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joecap
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States

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Sex in the morning ... no better way to start the day

2 million dollars or a gratifying sex life til the end of your days
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This is truly a terrible story. As someone who works for NYC transit I have to say that pulling someone off the tracks from the platform is truly a difficult job. Usually platforms are 4 1/2 feet above the rails so climbing up onto them will take great upper body strength. While I hope anyone reading this is never in this position I am going to impart a little knowledge about the best ways to evacuate safely. If you are physically able to at the end of either side of the platform is a ladder( try to walk in the direction the train is traveling). Sometimes it is built into the wall, sometimes it's a traditional ladder. Climb to safety, you will get filthy, clothes will be ruined but it is still better then the alternative. Secondly, if you find yourself on the tracks and the tunnel is lit up, there is a train approaching. There is room between most tracks that contain columns. Step over the 3rd rail (or on it as there is a wooden protection board on top), make yourself as flat as possible and the train will not be able to reach you. It's scary as shit, the train is huge but again your safe. Finally as a last resort, if the train is bearing down. In between the rails is a trough or drainage ditch. it's filthy and usually wet, but the lowest point on any train is the wheels.If you can make yourself flat enough the train will actually roll over you. I know panic takes over in most cases, but a level head will save your life. I imagine these tips will hold true in most transit systems. As for the "CRAZIES" I have had my share of run-ins with these people. Guess what? A large percentage of them are not crazy, just assholes. Stand up to them, scream at them, make a scene and they will leave you alone. Unless you see me, then ask me for help. Nothing brightens my day more then dragging these people out by their collars. To all Lushies out there, be safe and sound.
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What I'm wondering is, as texting and shorthand become more and more popular, will ladies of the future simply scream OMG...OMG
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french toast

Two and Half Men with Charlie Sheen or without
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I am going to play a little devil's advocate with this topic. Is it possible that his girlfriend is actually giving him sex(maybe not with the frequency or freaky that he likes) but with you he has found a sympathetic ear and other parts? I have known a guy or two who has told a story to get in a woman's pants. I'm just putting it out there because logically any guy would want sex in his relationship and would probably not even be dating her if the sex was that bad. Now unless you tell me his girlfriend is an heiress to some fortune I might figure that all that is being said is not true.
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I twisted her nipple, she moaned loudly. I unloaded deeply inside her
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WTF it won't take my dollar... Damn anyone got a newer dollar?? .... ANYONE?!
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If you put my feet to the fire I would have to say either Minka Kelly or Jessica Alba. But something keeps smacking me in the back of my brain, screaming Cat Deeley! Cat Deeley! Just think of the hours you can spend just on her legs. Yummm!