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jlewis5150
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
United States

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This morning(early), last night I was at a sports bar I go every so often, before I had time to tell my buddy I quit drinking he had already made my "usuall" drink, I paid him, but told him to give it to the chick sitting on the stool next to where I was standing, without even looking at her I went to our table and had a burger. When we got up to leave she stoped me, we got to talking a bit, I drove her home and stayed there. Acting like you don't care what happens works wonders.
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How long is "a long time?" Are we talking hours, days, weeks, months?(I'd ask years, but thats impossible) Longest I've had to go were the 11 weeks I was in boot camp and to be honest I was too busy and tired to think about much other than learning and not falling asleep.
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You're gonna be walking funny for a while...............................................................You've only got one shoe.
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Quote by ufcgirl
the town "peeper" who has been caught multiple times biggrin



I was standing behind you doing the same thing
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Your result for The Kinkyness Test ...

Kinky bastard!
Grats! You're 81% kinky!

Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)
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Quote by ufcgirl
if it taint pussy, and it taint ass its, taint x)



LMFAO, good stuff Melanie
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Excuse me ladies and gentlemen we are about to take off and should be arriving at JFK on roughly nine hours, by the way all of the lavatories are out of order
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@Ling- at my last job I didn't go in for nearly two weeks once, when I went back they acted like nothing even happened