SERIOUSLY, you claim to be asking members of a sex/erotica website for answers about what to do with a rooster living in your dining room? SO... lets put this into language that this site typically uses!
1) Accept that YOU MUST BE A SUBMISSIVE!
2) Accept that YOU ARE LETTING A ROOSTER, (otherwise known as a male chicken) TO CONTROL AND RULE YOUR LIFE AND HOME!
3) Accept THAT YOU ARE ALLOWING AN AVIAN, CANINE BESTIALITY RELATIONSHIP? You may be poly-amorous, but shouldn't you protect your dog, from this rooster! When this dominating male chicken inevitably "flies the coop", for another dog, or flock (chicken language for chicken harem), leaving your pet "poor Lily" devastated and heartbroken? Don't you try to protect your girlfriends from the "wrong men"?
SOLUTION!; YOU MUST BECOME A DOMINATRIX! This male needs TOUGH LOVE! Do not abuse the bird, but you MUST control him! I suggest he be banished from the house entirely! NO NOT TO THE DOG HOUSE WITH A STUDDED COLLAR! A small coop with one hen perhaps separated at first but within sight. BE TOUGH! STOP TRYING TO TRAIN HIM TO DO TRICKS AS A HOUSE PET! HE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS TREAT! TRAIN HIM FIRST TO "ACCEPT" his real home! Feed him well, he'll eventually accept his lot in life! DO NOT GIVE IN! He'll eventually become used to his mate also. Once you remove the physical barrier between them, and he satisfies his sexual frustration with the hen, he'll probably want a threesome or more! He is male after all! SPECIAL NOTE: YOU MUST ACT DECISIVELY IF THIS COCK TURNS INTO A DICKHEAD! IF THE ROOSTER ABUSES HIS MATE ONCE THE SEPARATION IS REMOVED, .....YOU MUST REMEMBER,......WHAT DO YOU DO TO A DOMESTIC ABUSER??? THROW HIM THE HELL OUT! OR YOU CAN DO WHAT MANY THINK SHOULD BE DONE TO AN ABUSER... CUT OFF HIS BALLS THEN ROAST HIM! GO ALL THE WAY, WITH BONDAGE TURKEY NAILS AND BONDAGE BUTCHERS TWINE! THEN GRIND IT ALL UP, ADD SOME OTHER ITEMS THAT TRANSFORM HIM INTO a great DOG FOOD recipe! Feed his ass to his FAITHFUL EX, 'Poor Lily! HE DOES NOT DESERVE to have YOU SWALLOWING HIM!
After all that, you should write up the story for the next LUSH STORIES Dominatrix story competition!
This is all just a suggestion. Being male, I would never assume it is my place to tell you what you should do!
(BTW, I love this site!)
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Quote by Beffer<- This is me now at age 37. The signature pic below is me at 29. You tell me if I've hit the wall.
Beffer, I believe there is NO WALL! You look terrific! If you posed in that same bikini, you'd look different, i.e, hairstyle etc, but you'd still be just as sexy and gorgeous! If you think that because you are 8 years older, you are mistaken. Your body may change, but your personality is more mature, and you you certainly attract attention if you want to. Mature confidence is a very attractive quality! If you want proof, update the pic this summer! Thanks for being you!
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actually, Helen Mirren is hella hot.
Actually Sprite, if you read my comment TOGETHER with the quote of stockingluvr's WIFE, you'd see that I was being sarcastic, mocking her idea that older women are not sexy. Of Course Helen Mirren is incredibly hot! As are you!
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My wife often comments on how older male actors seem to get better looking as they age but doesn't believe the same of women. I personally see the beauty in older females all of the time and don't believe in any such thing as a wall. Beauty after all is in the eyes of the beholder and if you get past the stereotypes you can find beauty in any woman.
Nah, Helen Mirren isn't hot! No one like Meryl Streep! Tell your wife to google '50 Actresses Over 50 Who Still Rule Hollywood'. I'll bet she likes them all! Hell, Cher is 71!
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Dear Georgiagirl24, WHY are you reading articles like this? Was it in Cosmo or a like publication? Lifestyle magazines and/or Websites NEED to write about something. They need to fill the ADvertising budgets and do so with Headlines to grab writers and draw them in. This article was written to 'GRAB' the readers who are concerned about the superficial aspect of themselves. They create fear! By using a term that long distance runners use, they hope to make women WORRY (needlessly) about "hitting the wall" and losing their great natural looks and aging naturally "gracefully'. They then CREATE the desire to buy the advertisers "beauty" creams and products!
Please STOP reading this CRAP! EACH women is unique and beautiful, both inside and out. Some hide it, others cannot see it in themselves. The beauty and fashion industry tries to create perfection in their ads in order to make women feel inferior to ' the perfect girl' in the ad! This creates the demand for their products! "The wall" is a complete fabrication! They SHOULD be writing about Women's self-worth AT ANY AGE, no matter how you look!
You are a 24 year old unique fascinating woman that is gorgeous and sexy. I have read your writing because of your inner self! You drew me in, and I could tell that I'd enjoy meeting you and want to know you because you are intelligent. This was BEFORE I ever saw your pictures! I am attracted to intelligent women. Have you ever dated a guy who was a handsome hunk, but couldn't hold a conversation about anything (other than sports). Just take care of yourself and stay healthy. But keep your mind sharp. You'll attract others to you long into your later years, whether or not you develop 'crepe paper' skin and 'age' spots. You will never 'hit the wall' as long as you don't believe that there IS such a 'wall'!
Please STOP reading this CRAP! EACH women is unique and beautiful, both inside and out. Some hide it, others cannot see it in themselves. The beauty and fashion industry tries to create perfection in their ads in order to make women feel inferior to ' the perfect girl' in the ad! This creates the demand for their products! "The wall" is a complete fabrication! They SHOULD be writing about Women's self-worth AT ANY AGE, no matter how you look!
You are a 24 year old unique fascinating woman that is gorgeous and sexy. I have read your writing because of your inner self! You drew me in, and I could tell that I'd enjoy meeting you and want to know you because you are intelligent. This was BEFORE I ever saw your pictures! I am attracted to intelligent women. Have you ever dated a guy who was a handsome hunk, but couldn't hold a conversation about anything (other than sports). Just take care of yourself and stay healthy. But keep your mind sharp. You'll attract others to you long into your later years, whether or not you develop 'crepe paper' skin and 'age' spots. You will never 'hit the wall' as long as you don't believe that there IS such a 'wall'!
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Profile pictures have tiny arrows way off the picture and each new picture view can MOVE the arrow position according to the pic size. LARGER ARROWS would really help. Other sites, you can easily navigate just by clicking the right or left side of the picture, as on Fb. Thanks for such a great site! (And as in the previous post here, there is a problem with login, where and error screen pops up, even though the login was successful!)