First time I went down on a redhead, I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
3 presidents and Johnny Cash.
Wait 'til dark then just go out and jump in the ocean. It's surprisingly easy to get away with.
Love it, and in my experience I've mostly been a giver.
Guinness. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Ferris Bueller, of course.
Guess I don't have much of a limit either way. The biggest difference was 16 years - her 52, me 36. I wouldn't be opposed to that gap again, up or down!
Late to the party here, but yes. Several times in the men's room, but the most memorable and intense was during an online chat. Rubbing myself through my pants, I came right at my desk in the middle of the day.
Guilty
Have you ever wanted to sleep with your best friend's SO?
My little girl yelling, "Daddy!" when I come home from work.
Guilty (and it wasn't a great pic!)
Ever been on TV?
Guilty.
Ever met up with someone from online, purely for sex?
Guilty.
Ever had sex on a train?
Guilty.
Ever wish your SO was someone else for a day?
And "Seasons of Love" from Rent. But crying in a good way.
Old Toy Trains by Roger Miller. Sweetest Christmas song ever.
Guilty.
Ever slept with someone just because he/she promised to tell what his/her friend you really lust after likes in bed?
Guilty.
Ever hooked up with an old booty call a few days before his/her wedding then later found out the whole thing was called off?
Innocent
Ever eavesdropped on your roomie arguing with his/her SO in the hopes of "consoling" one of the parties?
Guilty
Ever been caught having sex in the office?
Innocent.
Have you ever had sex at a concert?
Not guilty.
Have you ever had one last fling with an old lover a few days before his/her wedding?
It's a cute dog. Like me. Except for the cute part. Or the dog.
I love a woman's ass. I love to touch it, hold it, squeeze it, lick and kiss and suck and fuck it. I have no idea where that fascination came from.
Then there's that whole Band-Aid thing, but I don't want to go into that. ;)
Think dirty thoughts about the neighbor.
Counting just the ones on my Kindle, 16. I think there may have been a couple more hardbacks as well.