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i0eat0meow
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 41
United States
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.
Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!
But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.
The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!
And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!
But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!
Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.
But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!
Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose.
Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!
But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.
The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!
And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!
But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!
Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.
But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!
Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose.
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Quote by Budlee
Innocent
Have you ever tried to get a family member sexually excited?
Guilty! (SUCCEDED)
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Some women have a complex, Thinking it to be gross. Witch is usually implanted from childhood by overly religious and crude parents.
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Quote by aphrodite
I luv it! Naughty or dirty words at the right moment really push me over the edge
Totally agree, I love dirty talk. The filthier the harder I cum!
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Actually only when used in the right context, or moment. I love filthy sex talk when it's getting WOW, OMFG!! Wiutch also during such time, Hell you can call it any damn ting you want. Just DON"T FUCKING STOP! LOL.
But, Honestly the word really don't bother me like (SNATCH) does. That's just disgusting sounding.
But, Honestly the word really don't bother me like (SNATCH) does. That's just disgusting sounding.
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Having a pantie fetish myself, I don't think I would. Unless he didn't leave some for me too!
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Well I have a [EDITED BY MOD DUE TO VIOLATION OF LUSH RULES] daughter, So Yes I have. But after remembering the horror when my own mom caught me. I luckily manged to keep if from her.
I just wonder if my mom got the sudden dampness of panties as I did.
I just wonder if my mom got the sudden dampness of panties as I did.
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OMG!! Laying there gasping for air as she feeds her strap on to me right after violently fucking my pussy into a squirting frenzy before shoving it balls deep up my ass. The only thing better is if it was her ass and cunt I was sucking off her cock! But if her and that amazing fake dick arn't availabe. I do still have my dirty panties...