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grogynz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
New Zealand

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Everything is going to be alright, by Baby Sitters Circus
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When I was in San Antonio a female marine had her way with me. I must admit she looked just as fine out of her uniform as she did in it.
My parnter is a nurse. Her uniform is like a beautians. Sexy NOT!!!!!!
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Pink Floyd THE WALL gets changed too "Anyother prick with no balls
AC/DC Thunder Struck becomes "Looking for a bum to fuck"
Supergrooves' Can't Get Enough becomes "Can't get it up,no"


Which ones are your favourites?
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My favourite T-shirt says: I smile because I have no idea what is going on. With a smiley face below the words.
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The Black Panther, because it is stealthy, powerful, a born killer and a genetic throwback from the leopard.
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There is only one thing I wanted to be when I grew up.
And I think I have done it so far.
Be a better father to my kids than mine was to me!
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I'm pleased to introduce myself as "Merry Pointy-Ears"
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I would only need an axe and a box of nails. Then I could build shelter or a boat. Stranded no more, easy.
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I've done it a couple of times. If we're both horny why not? Just treat her gently and see where it gets you.
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Vodka is a favourite. 26000 brewed 2km down the road from my home. Any other brand is okay if 26000 is not around. Chartreuse if I want to have a real nasty night.
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I fly often for work. Don't mind it. Great for getting through books that you have too read. It's the waiting around that's the killer.
I was given a flying lesson as a present. Cessna 182 . 4 Seater. Did the take off circuits and landing. Fan-bloodytastic experience. If you have any fears I suggest you do this and over come your fears.
It's you controlling your destiny.D9I9tO9Xh4uY5kU2
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It would have to be her mind. If she/we can't hold a conversation then what's the point? You have to be able to do other things apart from shagging.
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Free for all, go for it. It would be the first time she'd let anybody touch her.
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The beginning of another week, when I have no idea about what is going to happen. The best sort, unplanned. Just ride the wave of life and what it throws at you.