Unsweetened. Sweet about makes me throw up.
Grits or no grits?
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getnakedwithme
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Midland
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Bigots who than use the word bigot. Don't use the word if your unsure what it means.
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I'll roll the dice and go below. No offense Aria. I just like the element of surprise! Ugh..I sure hope it's a female..
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I did try to buy a lawnmower once. No recollection of what happened but my ass was really sore and I still have a scar on my right side..have had liver problems ever since.
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Bad sex
Smell Rosie O'Donnells panties after a long hot sweaty day or lick Tom Arnold's back after the same day?
Smell Rosie O'Donnells panties after a long hot sweaty day or lick Tom Arnold's back after the same day?
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Quote by Shylywild
The first time I was solely responsible for a guy's climax, as opposed to him coming during intercourse, was in high school with my first long term boyfriend. We'd made love several times before but when he made advances at the wrong time of the month I took matters into my own hand, so to speak. I loved doing it for him. It made me feel so close to him and I was so proud that I could give him such pleasure. He had to show me what worked for him and it took awhile but at the end it was very intense for him and he came like a spurting fountain all over his shirt haha. I had never seen a guy come before and was utterly fascinated and have thought often of it over the years. It was so hot!
I think it's hot when a girl is turned on watching a guy cum.
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Natural breasts no..but some fakes get rediculous. I'm not a big boob guy, I like all sizes. I feel it's best when they match the girls body size/type. Small girl..small breasts is sexy.
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Nothing but cocain and hookers for 2 weeks. It's expensive but it works!
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A stranger...no way. Even someone I know fairly well...no.
A woman that I trust with my life.. absolutely. Tie me up!
A woman that I trust with my life.. absolutely. Tie me up!
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Quote by trinket
Holy smokes! You can be my everything!
Awww thanks trinket!
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Quote by Burquette
So, when I'm thinking of a girl, most often it's the character 'Beauty' from Anne Rice's Beauty series. I like imagining long, pretty, blond hair on my thighs. Also, I know it's not , but I do often fantasize about my wife.
When it's a man, it's this guy I pass in the street some mornings. Whenever we see each other, we both smile. He's black, at least a foot taller than me, and impeccably dressed. I am a sucker for a well-dressed man.
Sometimes I mix and match, too. Beauty fucking me while Handsome Fellow watches.
I think it's awesome that you fantasize about your wife. Everyone should have someone in their life that feels that way about them. I want to be someone's everything #relationshipgoals!
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Quote by trinket
I'm going to assume this would be done with room temperature fruit. If there are other fruity things you've dipped your wick into, let the people know!
I tell you what...you find a nice ripe pomelo and you pound the shit out of it! Won't be disappointed!
I like mine slightly warmed up in the oven..
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Quote by trinket
Someone I know.
I'm definitely the same way.
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Are you more prone to fantasize about a celebrity or someone you know or at least have met?
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Facials aren't my thing but cumming in her mouth feels sooooo good. I don't care if she swallows
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Quote by 1nympholes
GNWM
Since if you and I had a date, it would mean we had already had sex. Some seem to still think I am better than average. So if I had not heard on the third day for a second audition, you better believe you would have been dropped from my directory.
Well if sex was involved then that changes everything!
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Quote by Natty2405
Gave a guy a blowjob, he promised he wouldn't cum in my mouth. He lied.
Ha! What an ass!
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Quote by greysgirl87
Is there a guy code as to when you make contact after the first date? Do you wait and set up date number 2 after 3 days no contact? Or do you give an explanation as to why you're not seeking date #2?
I wouldn't say it's guy code, but you definitely don't want to seem to starved for attention where your texting non stop right away. At the same time you still need her to feel like your interested (unless your not). Finding that balance can be tricky and its different for everyone. 3 days to me seems a bit extreme especially now with a smart phone on everyone's hand. Or I'm just a big idiot an know nothing about women.
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American here, love foreign accents. Especially Brazilian like Adriana Lima and Spanish like Penelope Cruz
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Quote by Meggsy
The guy had never cum before and it was a surprise to both of us - I was down on him and I got as big a surprise as he did - and a mouthful I wasnt expecting.
With a girl it was a few years later and she seduced me orally and when I returned the favor I became a confirmed bisexual immediately.
What a ladies man... sheesh. I made myself cum hundreds of times before I realized I could get a girl to help me with it. I guess I'm a slow learner
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Quote by trinket
It was a BJ in the front seats of his car. I was in awe of the velocity with which it hit the windscreen (he pushed my head away). I did not make him a sammich afterwards.
He's probably still bummed about the sammich
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Quote by georgiagirl23
Do you have a favorite girl here on Lush, and why is she your fav? I have guys tell me I'm their fav, I always ask them why because there are so many girls on here to choose from, why me? I always find their answers interesting. So guys, do you have a fav Lush Lady?
Not yet! Still working on it!