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fystee
Over 90 days ago
Female, 50
United States
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So I called the dealer that I bought my car from today because my payment is late. The reason my payment is late is because the transmission has completely went out in the car! So he says, "well just drive it back over here and we will call it even." 
HELLO!!!!! LOL....how do I drive a car 30 miles with no transmission? Needless to say, they will be here on Friday to pick it up! Here's your sign!
HELLO!!!!! LOL....how do I drive a car 30 miles with no transmission? Needless to say, they will be here on Friday to pick it up! Here's your sign!
I am just not sure if you truly know what a garter is.
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Quote by DamonX
People in general are having children later in life nowadays, mainly due to women placing greater importance on careers. 47 is kind of pushing it, but I'm sure that child will be properly cared for.
Sure the kid will be properly cared for....but by who? I mean it's a sad fact that people can die young. Both of my parents did not live past 50. I don't know what statistics show but if you figure when that child graduates high school his parents will be pushing 70.
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Quote by redhotmommacita
men should keep to they're boxers ?
My opinion a real man would never be in a womans panties he needs to be in his boxers and just be sexy for me if I wanted to see panties I would like women!!! but I am a true women and I love me a real man..
I agree! No panties for my man!
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After a long night of the most mind-blowing love making session ever in his life to the most beautiful woman he had ever seen; Which he had luckily picked up the night before, a guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed in the morning.
He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She snuggles coser to him and whispers in his ear.....
"That's me before the surgery."
He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She snuggles coser to him and whispers in his ear.....
"That's me before the surgery."
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Quote by roccotool
When two people make a whole, what you end up with are two half-people.
5. Take charge of your feelings and regain control of your life.
People who panic or get depressed usually do so because they have lost control- they give up responsibility for how badly they feel. Because it’s easier to let others take charge of your life and blame them for your troubles than to say, “I created these feelings myself.”
~Wayne Dyer
That's the best advice I have heard in a long time Rocco. I had to copy it down so I coud give it to a well deserving friend. Thanks!
Rabies, I am sorry but what you are feeling is not love.....it's obsession. She has obviously never shown you any feelings except for friendship. I am sorry to say this, but you should move on. Stop smoking too....it's a terrible habit!
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Quote by Necho
I like the fake account idea, I actually like Necho Love more than my actual name
Wonder if the fambam would mind if I opt for a permanent change.
Pixie and I are good at those fake accounts (just ask her....lol)! I think a lot of people may have to do that since Lush is a 'dirty little secret' to many.
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Quote by rxtales
I have done a lot of fundraising in the past. Probably the most successful was a couple of years when I made a cookbook then sold it. It was fairly low cost as I did all the printing and binding myself. It took days. But within a couple of weeks I had raised about $7000. It was to raise money for a turtle hospital. The excess books I didn´t sell, I sent to the turtle hospital so they could sell them to visitors.
I have seen the cookbook idea several times and it always seems to work out well. You can pretty much get recipes from anybody you ask. I was on a forum once where a lady was doing a cookbook for the SPCA and I found some really, great, new recipes to try.
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Quote by LadyXQuote by fystee
Apparently, you do give a fuck....to pretty much everybody who pays you any form of attention.Excellent job...keep up the good work!
Is this your attempt at saying I sleep with lots of people? Need some wire to hold that one together?
It's obvious you thought of it all by yourself- way to fight through all the malted hops that soak your brain.
If you want to keep embarassing yourself, why don't you PM me? You can pretend to be witty, and I'll pretend to care. Otherwise, I think stupidity and frustrated posting are frowned on here, and besides there might be somebody who still wants to talk eye color, who knows?
I could care less who you fuck or how many. Gee..where did you get that malted hops jokes from? LMAO! you totally couldn't have come up with that yourself...you don't know me well enough! Matter of fact, you don't me at all! It was funny though!
I could care less about you and your stripper attitude. People like you are a dime a dozen around here so don't think you are fucking special! Stupidity is frowned upon here, so stop posting stupid shit and stick to your stripper pole and everything will be perfect.
now...back to the original post of eye color.
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Quote by LadyXQuote by fystee
Oh, and obviously you thought that your opinion mattered to me! Ha! Nice try! It's an open forum and I posted my opinion....if you don't agree with it, I could really care less!
lol, easy there "fystee", don't hurt yourself with all those exclamation points. (!)
It's early yet, pace yourself.
And no, I don't give a f__k what you think, but thanks for coming out.=d>
Apparently, you do give a fuck....to pretty much everybody who pays you any form of attention.
Excellent job...keep up the good work!