hey ~

don’t try me too much, I can be a straight up bitch if I need to be

Im down to talk to anyone, I however do not tolerate liars - to which I know MANY on here are dangerous catfishes (I.E fake profiles) I will without a doubt expose you on the spot.

-just to be clear, I am HAPPILY married and have twins.- 

not interested in your "have you ever been with a Brit uncut man before?" cringeee

I DON'T SHARE PICS - so please don't come at me with "send me your private pics" cause I won't- be respectful of my wishes

here for a fun time, not a long time 

Interests
honestly- if you're not Chris Evans.. you will very much not spike my interest at all haha