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everwet
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female
United States

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nice physic, i wouldn't mind getting trapped in an elevator with you.
Quote by Buz
I guess we want divine intervention to enhance our sexual abilities.

"Buy me a taco" I like that Sprite. I would've dialed my cell phone from the bed without missing a stroke and ordered you one, and an enchilada too.

This is how it would've sounded over the phone, "Oh fuck! uh! uh! Send over an order of tacos and enchiladas! Oh God! Oh Yes! Oh hell yes! — and a 12 pack of Dos Equis!! oh God! Damn Sprite you are awesome! I'm cumming! I'm having a male multiple orgasm! Oh God!"


i thought buy me a taco was funny but the got my ribs cracking. male multiple orgasm indeed.
Quote by sprite
cause usually i can never remember the name of the guy i'm fucking, and "god" is way easier to remember?


occasionally that happens to me but i attribute it to a job well done on his part.
Quote by joecap
What I'm wondering is, as texting and shorthand become more and more popular, will ladies of the future simply scream OMG...OMG



we are not that dumb now are we, but i think i saw a poen once were the guy kept screaming OMG, i think it was one of rocco's
Here is a two prong question, I don't know if this has been brought up here. I tried searching but found nothing.

My bf and I were watching James Deen and Rylee the other day, he was giving her the fuck of her life and she kept screaming oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. my bf asked why girls call on god when its the guy doing the fucking? I tried explaining it was just an exclamation but he countered by asking why can't we exclaim the guys name.
While I do call my lovers name during sex I am as guilty as a lot of women calling on god more times than I call our lovers. So my questions is can anyone out there tell me why we call on god during sex more than we do our partners and for those lush users who's mother tongue isn't English what do you moan? Do you call on god to? Do indians and Buddhist call Buddha and Krishna?
I find that i come the hardest when i am on my side and my lover stimulates my clitoris while banging hard on my cervix.