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erectus_2011
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 154
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Quote by chefkathleen
You have to wonder if some of them were placed on purpose!
That's highly possible, however they did deliver humor
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As my GF and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air. She then folded her arms and huffed "You never make the first move". "Jesus!" I said rolling my eyes "every night it's the same thing". "Well you don't!" she moaned "It's always me and quite frankly I'm fed up with it. And before you start, it's nothing to do with you being black". "It is!" I said. "No, it isn't!" she said. "You know what?" I said as I jumped out of the bed "You can stick the fucking chessboard up your arse!"
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Love is relating, it is always a river, flowing, unending, Love knows no period, the honeymoon begins but never ends, it is not like a novel that starts at a certain point and ends at a certain point, it is an ongoing phenomenon, Lovers end, love continues, it is a continuum
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"Wow ! Erectus, your words are beautiful - and, they worked !! xx "
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!"
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought".
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!"
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought".
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My tongue swirls around pinnacle of your lust,tiny epicenter throbbing under my lips,you look back at me biting your lip tossing your head back gently thrusting your hips sensuously upward in attempt to make firmer contact with my mouth.I love it when you lose yourself in the pleasure that I give you,it makes me ravenous,more determined to shake your world to the core,you are instrument of my pleasure,blissful state of nirvana that I seek is found when I have my face buried between your thighs, gorging myself on sweet ambrosia that emanates from the free-flowing spring of your lovely orifice
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I remember a hundred lovely lakes, and recall the fragrant breath of pine and fir and cedar and poplar trees. The trail has strung upon it, as upon a thread of silk, opalescent dawns and saffron sunsets. It has given me blessed release from care and worry and the troubled thinking of our modern day. It has been a return to the primitive and the peaceful. Whenever the pressure of our complex city life thins my blood and benumbs my brain, I seek relief in the trail; and when I hear the coyote wailing to the yellow dawn, my cares fall from me - I am happy. { ~Hamlin Garland, McClure's, February 1899 }
