I came straight back home after work and burst through the front door. My girlfriend, Brittany, was tapping away on her laptop at the table, but I was on a mission. I had been teased all day by the very short and very tight skirt my assistant, Kat, had been wearing. She was young, just out of college, and this was her first week at the office. I shook the thought out of my head, took Brittany by the hand, lifted her up, p...