Event: First time with the object of my desire first year at Uni
Location: Her new flat
Time: Just after the end of the first year
She was a real cute little indie-chick with a northen accent (sounded just like Cheryl Cole to my untrained southern ear). I made it clear I was interested right from the start, but she wouldn't date me as we were in the same flat. Finally relented after we moved in to separate houses. Big first night comes when I go back to her place. Turns out she wouldn't do doggy ("coz that's how homos do it") and wouldn't let me go down on her as it was "dirty" and made no noise whatsoever in case anyone heard her having sex. Absolutely gutted, total let down. Thought I'd done something wrong, but a mate who slept with her in our final year reported the same thing. Didn't last long thankfully. Weird.
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