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If not, tie her tubes quick.
Chef that made me laugh out loud. I concur!!!
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Chef that made me laugh out loud. I concur!!!
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darthgoldie
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Chef that made me laugh out loud. I concur!!!
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At least they didn't paint faces on their bellies and make 'em talk like a puppet.
wow... I'll stay single thanks.
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Thanks Roc. Love Boddington's. Great dark beer! Hard to find sometimes but very yummy. 
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Love that Susan! But how about tequila instead of vodka? ;-)
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Pizza and an ice cold Mich ultra or Beck's lite. Yumm. Maybe I'll bust out my Boddington's stash.... hmmmmm.... but pizza is for sure!
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Sometimes, ok, most of the time, yes I do. My mind starts to wonder and I get all hot and bothered. Especially the more that I write, the characters become their own people and I'm just writing what they're saying/doing. It's their story, I'm just telling it for them. And it can drive a girl mad just waiting to see what's going to happen next. LOL And I agree with Merry, its the build up that gets to me. Some call it a tease, but its a turn on for me!
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I noticed that today Nic. Thanks for taking care of it too! 
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So if a guy won't even buy you shrimp at Long John Silvers, you should drop him... cos all he wants to do is "dat man hittin' da bottom of da vagina". Thats what I got from that video. 
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Ah! I'm so excited that I found people who love that movie too!!! Goonies is one of my all time fave movies! It just reminds me of being a kid again! Goonies never say die!
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The part (about 3:30-3:35) about buying shrimp at Long John silvers cracked me up! Wow!
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=d> Thanks for posting BB and Chef. I too have close family that has served and are currently serving our country. I, like so many others, am eternally grateful for their sacrifices.
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The new one was creepy! Not that Gene Wilder isn't creepy with all that hair and the crazed eye... But the new one gives me the heebeejeebies! 
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I'm with Pix on the first one! It looks like Ron Jeremy, Fabio, and Revenge of The Nerds had a baby and he grew up into that! wow
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looks like Barbie grew tired of Ken just being smooth. But that one made me laugh out loud!
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Quote by steffanie
What the other girls have said.
And try and avoid asking questions like "can you lick your own pussy?"
Yeah.. .that's never a good way to win over a lady. I agree with everything here. Good advice my fellow Lush-ladies!
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"This guy doesn't like cans! Oh more cans!!!"
I love that movie!
I love that movie!
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"You're killing me Smalls!" - The Sandlot
And from The Goonies:
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Love the Goonies!!!
And from The Goonies:
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Love the Goonies!!!
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From The Jerk with Steve Martin: One of my all time fave movies!
Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. [walking outside] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog barks] I don't need my dog.
Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. [walking outside] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog barks] I don't need my dog.
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I'm terified of fingernail germs. My biggest fear is getting some sort of fingernail fungus and losing all my finernails. Talking about it makes my fingernails feel numb and now I have to go wash my hands..... rushes to bathroom to scrub hands for the billionth time today
What the heck? The chicken looks by far the worst. Yuck!
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Sometimes it seems like it! The devil was a real pain in the ass! 
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Thanks for the pic Chef. It was getting scary in here with all the clowns!
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The Music of the Night- Phantom of the Opera (the movie, which wasn't bad).... although Michael Crawford does it much better!