Me at work three weeks ago (March 5, 2020CE/0PD) before anyone thought it would be as bad as it is slowly becoming.
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Me: What condiment goes best with societal breakdown?
Boss: I.. I don't know, Kim, is it soy sauce?
Me: Ketchup.
Boss: I don't think it's..
Me: Oh it's Ketchup. It goes with roadkill, neighbors, almost anything.
Boss: (says nothing)
same joke, albeit highly abbreviated. same boss this morning sees me in one of the T-shirt's I made on company time while allowing his daughter to shadow me all week and she's wearing a Ketchup Helper design she made.
Me: Wearing t-shirt ( Got Ketchup?)
Padawangirl_bossdaughter: Wearing blackout hoodie( Ketchup Helper)
Boss: Will people buy it?
Me: The hoodie or Ketchup Helper?
Padawangirl_bossdaughter: Supposedly woodchuck is pretty good