Quote by Ping
I’m so tired...

Been prepping, baking, and cooking - non-stop - for 8 hours.

I’m so annoyed...

I asked my daughter to count the layers of paper thin, bastard fucking pasta noodles and as we rolled them to width and length, she lost count. Ugh. I guess we’ll find out when we cut into it.

I’m in need of some weight resistance training...

I could barely lift the damn thing to put it in the oven. Forgot to weigh the lasagna dish, but dish and lasagna was almost fifteen fucking pounds!!! I estimate the food is eight to nine pounds. We should have enough for breakfast.

I’m so tired... and not hungry. But I’ll eat.

Limoncello please. Seeker! Have you been dippin’ your limoncello wick into my limoncello stash? It’s lookin’ a bit low. Meh. I’ll share. But you need to replenish the Rump Reserves. Incidentally, that was the name of Bill’s harem when his libido was beyond reproach. ;)

Does this look like 10 layers of homemade lasagna noodles?

Quote by Beffer
If it ain't clean, it ain't sexy! ...just be thankful authors don't include changing the soaked sheets before they crawl back into bed for the night. BTW, how many people put towels down on the bedsheets before they have sex? Or am I the only woman who thoroughly soaks the sheets when she has sex?

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sounds like a promise to me!

Quote by Verbal
I will preface this by saying everything is fine now, but...I was in the ER with my Dad all day yesterday. Long, harrowing day. He's home now and doing relatively well.

Playing catch-up all day today. Pretty frikkin exhausted.

Thanks to everyone who has read Purr and commented. A lot of work and TLC went into that story.

Köffee please.

Quote by HeraTeleia
You fuck. You bloody fuck. You left a beautiful 7 lb. 8 oz. girl motherless and her father adrift in grief. Why her? Why fucking her? Beautiful labour, beautiful delivery, she nursed her little girl, and then...what, You had to test us? Had to remind us that You hold absolute power over life and death? Fucker.

As You know, I've spent all day going over every single thing that I did or didn't do, that my team did or didn't do, and this is the kind of self-doubt that isn't going away for a while--but then, You already know that, don't You?