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briank
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 50
United Kingdom

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I have this fantasy oe damsels in distress and Prince Charming..
My problem is that I want to fuck them both!
Quote by aussienic12
a touch over 6 inches and very happy with it! it gets the job done smile

Now is this the truth or an Aussie yarn?
Probably a 10+" hole wrecker with a touch of turn, lol.
The question makes it sound like you want to make it comulsory, lol.
I think if you both enjoy watching porn, you will watch it together. I certainly think that it is healthier for couples to watch together. If one partner doesn't enjoy it, I don't think that they should try and stop the other, that will probably lead to tension and lies.
Quote by Milik_Redman

Oddly, often gay men have almost as difficult time accepting it as straight men do. It's as if the fact that I enjoy a woman's beauty and touch means I'm just kind of faking on or the other.

I long ago stopped worrying to much about such things though but I do regret that it's made long term relationships difficult. In the end though, I've never regretted who I am.

Sometimes gay men are a lot worse. Even though I would class myself as more gay than straight, I find that a lot of gay guys are disgusted. It's as if I'm betraying my gay side.
Quote by Pat278
I know there are a lot of guys out there that at time or another have thought about what would it be like, weather that is to get a blowjob from a guy or to blow another guy.

So how many out that are willing to admit it.


I can't imagine many would be willing to admit in an open forum. I think it must have crossed many a guys mind, even if they would never dream of actully doing it.
Quote by lyonking
I will warn him to stay 10miles away from me or the next time i sees him i will knock his teeths and put burning coal in his mouth.....lol

If it was me mate, you'd be the one picking his teeth up!
A polite no is enough, idiot!
I wouldn't push it but I'd be ok if she wanted to. I'd prefer the guy to be bi though, then we could have fun together as well!
Quote by dpw

They look as though they come off easy enough! Mmmm!

You sure have a lot to say about guy's undies, hahaha!
Quote by HotBttmInBriefs
85 to 90% of the time it is briefs.

The other time a mixture of boxers, boxer briefs, jockstraps or commando.

You'd soon be commando if I was in the room, lmao. Although I do like the thought of you in a jock!
Neither is important, it's a matter of preference and what you find comfortable. I like average girth and a 8" length is the max.
36 B or C but I think the nipple shape is more important than the size of the boobs.
I like nipples that stick out so I can nip them with my teeth. You can't beat a nipple nibble.
Pro: Learning about things that I'd never thought about.

Cons: Reading some crazy posts.
I'd have to pass the lovely lady, I'm not of her persuasion.
Quote by pizdamuncher5

as for not having male friends its not something i would actively do however if i was requested i may consider the request.

I suppose lesbians also MAY consider the request and decide on the merit of it.
I thought that the idea of befriending was to show that you are attracted to that person sexually, mentally or both. So if it's obviously not going to be sexual then it must be you've shown any compatability to be on their wavelength.
I don't even know why it bothers you, you seem to have a big enough harem already!
I hope it's not as some sort of trophy.
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I'm sorry, is there a bad time for a blow job?

LMAO totally agree with that.
Usually none, if I wear a suit then it's boxer briefs.
Quote by CliffordAClavin
Back on topic, I'd love to go gambling with a hot TV or TS and spend the evening in public playing blackjack before retiring to a hotel room. Once back at the room I'd like to push you backwards onto the bed, pull your skirt up, pull your panties to the side and pull out that stiff little (or preferably not so little) clitty of yours and suckle it in all the ways your body responds to. I'd drop to my knees and caress your flat stomach, your raised hip bones, your chest and your thighs while pulling your clitty deep into my mouth. I'd spread your legs wide to access that pussy of yours, moisten a finger and gently press my way into your tight little rosebud. I'd work you up to the brink of coming, your hips rolling for release, and deny you a little bit longer while I rolled a condom onto my throbbing shaft and lubing it up.

I apologize and promise to buy you another pair as I tear your panties off to allow unencumbered access to your tight pussy. I'd put one stocking-clad leg over each shoulder as I slid my stiff rod along the crack of your perfectly smooth ass. I'd gently press against your tight little entrance, slowly, patiently waiting for your body to welcome my intrusion. As my bulbous head found its way home I'd watch your eyes transform from caution with a touch of pain to hunger and a longing to be filled more completely.

As your hips started to circle, I'd reach for your shoulders and slowly pull your body onto my cock, inch by precious inch filling your body with my thick shaft. As my public bone comes to rest against your tight ass cheeks, I see a momentary wince as my full length hits home. You relax. I begin my slow withdrawal and can see your eyes longing, starving to feel full again. I pull back to just the mushroom of my head and begin a slow steady rhythm to my long, gliding strokes. Your hips fall into syncopy. My hand strokes across your chest, down your stomach and finds your hard clitty. I begin to stroke you in the same rhythm as I pound your ass and your body responds, raising our cadance from the girations of your hips.

I match you and my other hand comes to the crease of your thigh and hip to help me pull deeper with every stroke. Our tempo continues to build and my own orgasm is building, I need both hands pulling your body to meet each thrust and bury each stroke deeper into your ass. I'm pounding you now, completely focused on burying every inch of my cock into you, fucking you at a furious tempo and with one earth-shattering scream I empty my balls into your ass and thrust so hard I suspect I've damaged you. Your cock erupted in jets across your chest and face. I take your legs off my shoulders and collapse onto you.

CUT!!! That's a wrap folks, lol.
You should write mate! That was hot.
Quote by thepleasureprinciple
Cleavland

Nice pun!
Depends on whether I'm fucking her and if she's on her front or back. I like it on her body and then hug her to smear it between us.
If it's a blowjob, then in her mouth.
Quote by jimvin
i love too eat cum from my wife's pussy after she's been fucked also love to suck the guy after he finished fucking her. the taste of her pussy juice and his cum on his dick is marvelous.
many times after she's sucked a guy off she will share his load with me, just love that.

That sounds fun and so does your Mrs.
I suppose it was but not with a specific person. I went to a gay club to meet whoever and have sex. Worked out well.
Quote by Wardog
Being straight the short and simple answer is..NO! I LOVE having a lady wrap her lovely lips around it, as it's the SECOND most beautiful sight I can think of (watching her CUM being first!)

Duh! That's why it was asked to the gay and bi guys.
4' 11" and she was a sweetheart.
Height doesn't bother me, I also dated a girl 5' 10" so with heels she was taller than me.
Quote by Buz

She's also dyed it different colors before. That's pretty fun. Her little trim patch has been blue, green, red, and purple.

Just orange, indigo and yellow and she'll have a rainbow. That'll confuse the gay guys!
Depends on whether gravity has taken effect! If they were heading south I'd rather they were supported.