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Got dressed after without panties on and handed them to him with a sly smile.
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bigbubblygurlnc
1 month ago
Bisexual Female, 53
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Kind of like my tooth brush.. not even my closest friend would use my tooth brush. My partner and I would have to really, really, really (did I say really?) know each other well for me to share my tooth brush. So that will hold true when we share toys.
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At least your near death experience was exciting and adventurous.. mine involve slipping on stairs carrying laundry, dropping the laundry and clutching at the handrail before I bounce my way all the way down two flights of stairs (which is why I now drop my laundry the stairs instead of carrying the angels of death)
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Mowing my lawn and tripping on uneven ground, falling over, and thankfully the mower actually stopped when I let go of the handle (always mow with your cell in your pocket people you never know when you might have to call 911 on yourself).
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I am cleaning my bathroom, getting a lung full of cleaner and cannot breath. Nearly passing out and thinking.. great I am in one of those I have fallen and cannot get up commercials (again a case where the cell needs to be close by)
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Mowing my lawn and tripping on uneven ground, falling over, and thankfully the mower actually stopped when I let go of the handle (always mow with your cell in your pocket people you never know when you might have to call 911 on yourself).
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I am cleaning my bathroom, getting a lung full of cleaner and cannot breath. Nearly passing out and thinking.. great I am in one of those I have fallen and cannot get up commercials (again a case where the cell needs to be close by)
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The one rule in selling anything.. I mean ANYTHING.. including panty liners and tampons.. is not to remind anyone of periods. So red liquid would bring it to close to home and keep women from buying your product. Which is why those adverts are full of flowers, beaches and happy people swimming.. which always happens when you are on your period, right?
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Not a good idea to wait incase they run a comp. If they run as "holiday" comp it might not be what you expect.. Like the one for Valentine's day last year. It was a poem with restrictions not a story. If your creative juices do not flow that way you hung around for nothing. Start the story when inspiration strikes you... Even if it is Christmas in July. You can always hold the story until the season is right and then publish. If I do not strike when the iron is hot I am usually left out in the cold with just a few lines or paragraphs. An unfisihed work is no work at all.
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So I am into clowns. They turn me on. Can you put on this rainbow wig and big nose for me?
I am into fat chicks, so you will do nicely.
You are not too fat to have a boyfriend.
My mom is coming to pick me up at 9, so eat fast.
You are my first date since the break up.
I am into fat chicks, so you will do nicely.
You are not too fat to have a boyfriend.
My mom is coming to pick me up at 9, so eat fast.
You are my first date since the break up.
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Not the first time I have been voted off and probably will not be the last. I will just take my wine, cake and go play by myself or with myself.. if that is allowed in hell.
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Quote by avrgblkgrl
Yep, you are going to hell. Welcome.
It's Writer's Hell, so yes we shall eat cake.
Of course true writer's Hell is having writer's block with no wine and no cake.
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I was going to bring the Devil's Food Cake to go with the wine and whiskey.. until I was just informed that there is no food in Hell. That would truly be Hell for a big girl.
From my very first story here I have used my personal experiences, my imagination and people I know. I have actually thrilled a person or two when they recognized themselves in the story I wrote. Ultimately my writing is all about me and exploring parts of myself. I just bring some of my friends and fans along for the ride.
So I will bring some wine coolers since the cake is out and meet you all in Hell in a little bit. I have to insulate with cake before I head down.
From my very first story here I have used my personal experiences, my imagination and people I know. I have actually thrilled a person or two when they recognized themselves in the story I wrote. Ultimately my writing is all about me and exploring parts of myself. I just bring some of my friends and fans along for the ride.
So I will bring some wine coolers since the cake is out and meet you all in Hell in a little bit. I have to insulate with cake before I head down.
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Lol. That's a great answer. That's the funniest answer, ever.
Funny because it is sooo sooo true!
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Anybody with a body, quick mind and an even quicker mouth. I am not athletic by any means. I need someone that is going to lazy around the house with me and not want to take me on some Bataan death march every couple of days.
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This made me smile.
That is what I live for.. to make people smile. That and to eat anything nutty and cream filled covered in fudge. Wait, I might be getting confused again.
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well thats the fun of being a cake ,everyone loves to eat them ,even when they are full of cream hehe
I know I cannot pass up anything cream filled!
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I would be a eight layer chocolate cake with cherries, boston cream, pecans, and chocolate mousse alternated in between the layers with chocolate whip cream frosting covered in fudge. Wait I might have confused what kind of cake I want with what kind of cake I am. Or it describes me perfectly.. I am cherry, creamy, nutty, multi-layered and surper sweet.
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A baseline for any relationship is honesty. I would want know. It is or was part of you, as a good partner I want to know all about you with no judgments.
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I would want to teleport, have bone claws, and the ability to pass up fattening food in a single bound.
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Regrets there are a few... I regret not having kids, not seeing Portugal or Italy, and not finding my sexual voice till later in life. My last moments would be laying on a sun soaked beach, sipping rum laced drinks, and listening to the waves crash on the sand. For me like so much of my life, it will probably be alone.
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Mine is not all that rare apparently.. and typically me
Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm.
Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.
Do not know if I agree with all the descriptive words either. Who am to say?
Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm.
Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.
Do not know if I agree with all the descriptive words either. Who am to say?
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Depending on the type of porn.. I cannot even make it past the first scene no matter how many times I watch it.
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It had been about 11 years without any sexual contact what so ever from another person for me. Last couple of years I have had limited sexual contact but still no sex. Yes sometimes I do miss the physical touch of another but I have learned over the last few years, it has to be right person and that is hard to find.
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Congratulations to all the winners! I am very honored to be mentioned in the same breath as them.
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When my owner says "MY cum slut" in my ear it makes my clit throb so hard.
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Bored...
A total turn off. I am not here to entertain you.
A total turn off. I am not here to entertain you.
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If one of your friends log in the black boxes tell you and then go away really quickly. It was probably something like that, at least that is what it sounds like.
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It is a toss up for me. I have two
When I published my first story on Lush, it tapped the creative side of me and gave me an outlet. There was nothing like the thrill of the votes and positive comments. From that story I now have written 17 others.
Answering the first email from my owner. It has opened a whole world that I did not know existed. I am cumming more and by means I would have never thought possible.
When I published my first story on Lush, it tapped the creative side of me and gave me an outlet. There was nothing like the thrill of the votes and positive comments. From that story I now have written 17 others.
Answering the first email from my owner. It has opened a whole world that I did not know existed. I am cumming more and by means I would have never thought possible.