hi count me in.
somewhere around 50 miles from london lol
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barbie
Over 90 days ago
Female, 154
United Kingdom
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hey my friend used to tell me jokes about the measurements. I forgot most of them, will post here when i could recall them. i still remember this one, it was originally a lot nicer poem but let me try my best to rewrite it.
''just 3 when flaccid
plus 2 with viagra
9 when you lied on the internet
only f**king 5 when i actually found out and had a fight''
''just 3 when flaccid
plus 2 with viagra
9 when you lied on the internet
only f**king 5 when i actually found out and had a fight''
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Quote by techgoddessQuote by roccotooldo you want to chime in on this one?
That's just my gal wanting a vodka-induced orgy at a secret location in the woods.
Translation: me and Rocco and my gf and other delicious women....and a bottle of vodka....playing cards in the woods...LOL
mmmmmm.....sounds like rocco is the lucky guy there. lol.
hey what if there are loads of horny male ogres out there in the woods. hee hee
hey hav a look at this example pic.
this one really looks ''HORNY''.
LOL
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if it becomes dull.......
i would go out Friday night wearing most revealing party outfits and then flirt a lil bit with other guys in the club or pub.
That would make his nerves feel jealous realizing what his duties are.
Then when we get back, there you go, he is all yours. Or maybe you are all his. lol.
(does that matter which way it goes?
)
i would go out Friday night wearing most revealing party outfits and then flirt a lil bit with other guys in the club or pub.
That would make his nerves feel jealous realizing what his duties are.
Then when we get back, there you go, he is all yours. Or maybe you are all his. lol.
(does that matter which way it goes?
)
).
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hey bigdoggy. one advice!!
just be careful when you tell her what you want her to do.
Choosing lil different words can make totally different responses.
e.g. one of my ex told me that if i did not allow him to do my no.2 he would do it with gays. Of course it was just a joke, but at that time i was really annoyed and i dumped him the day after. I would have allowed it if he had asked me nicely.
just be careful when you tell her what you want her to do.
Choosing lil different words can make totally different responses.
e.g. one of my ex told me that if i did not allow him to do my no.2 he would do it with gays. Of course it was just a joke, but at that time i was really annoyed and i dumped him the day after. I would have allowed it if he had asked me nicely.
