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I enjoy reading erotica a lot more than watching porn --

Sometimes an author is good enough that I can hear the high-heals echo as they walk down a marble hall -- I know I'll never be that good

My birthday is every year . Being 59 , in 44 years at the age of 103 , I expect to be shot by a jealous husband as I climb out the bedroom window , but that's Ok , cremate me and mix my ashes with cement and pour it into a park bench , so that all the purty girls can sit on my face 😀

Chopping up vintage porn and adding classic rock is fun

The pig-tailed freckled face teen in vintage porn is now somebody's Grandmother

Last but not least "Just because I can't sing don't mean I ain't gonna 😎