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UtahBrit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
United States

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Quote by FirstBlush
An enthusiastic "YES."


I'm curious, what part does the popcorn play?
Quote by elude


Riiiight I'm the perv. Should I mention it here or.. yeah let's just say that number.. what was it? 13? Or 19? Tsk. Tsk. lol



I'm a doctor, and I'm very concerned about these symptoms you two are describing. Please make an appointment with me immediately, so I can treat you both.

"busy"
Quote by elude
Any way she wants it


Well, there's a good way to avoid answering the question!
Quote by NOLAHotGal
WARNING, WARNING, WARNING.

Posing nude, partially nude or in the performance of a sex act in uniform, especially where you can be identified, and you are in a branch of the US military can be a court marshable offense. We know of a case where a 17 year veteran was court marshaled and lost all rank, benifits, and retirement.

Brandie


Does just standing still and being semi-naked or naked qualify as "a sex act", or an offense that could lead to a court martial?
Quote by adele
I have had ANY sex in several years, so 6 or 7 in a night might be a bit much.

Lol, my 4/5 was a weeks worth, and was a long long time ago. the 6 or 7 would also be a weeks worth!

Yes, or, if you're the police, NO!


Do you agree with the decriminalization of pot?
Sorry, Heidi, was that a yes or no question, or a choice? Answer would be either yes, or lick, depending on your question.

When was the last time you had oral sex?
Brave and beautiful! I salute all the real girls pictured here.

You can keep the models posing in army gear.
Quote by SmartSassy69
Cause they're asses. LOL


Ouch! I'm assuming your comment was said in jest.

I think the vast majority of us in here, male or female, have a concern with being identified and "outed" by someone. Given the amazing quantity and quality of hot images available to us, why would anybody want to get a "real" picture from their chat counterparty - unless they have the intention of meeting?

For my part, It's all about the mind! I delight in intelligent or flirtatious (yes, sometimes "intimate") or downright silly conversation.

What I do find tiresome is the constant appearance of MASSIVE penises, but I put that down to being male, since I assume the women in here do enjoy them.
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Uh-huh. And that Goldfinger's ending changed after the forth time you watched it? silly


Smart-arse!
Quote by elude
Titanic. Think I've watched it more than 50 times, and still watching it


You do know that the ending won't change, no matter how many times you watch it!

Goldfinger, which I'm probably going to watch again soon for perhaps the fifth or sixth time.
Wine and dine, then pass.....the decision on the other activities for her to make...
I must say that I find it a trifle disheartening when the topic allows everybody to "vent their spleen" with negative comments. A lot of us are writing fictional stories for the first time and enjoy doing so. We also enjoy reading the positive comments and watching those viewer numbers creep up. Thankfully, I have rarely seen a really negative comment below any stories I've read. I'd guess that the number of submissions would drop precipitously if negative comments littered the "feedback section" as they have littered this thread..

Having said that, I found most of the responses to be fairly useful as educational tools.

The word "cum" (thank you Verbal, your post was delightful!) in its various forms is, in my measured opinion, now generally accepted as common parlance.

And, I don't need some wiseacre to point out that my opening comment was negative!
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Since I haven't come here to hook up with anyone, I guess it doesn't really matter.

And if I did, I guess it wouldn't bother me one way or another what they really were as long as I thought they were women.

Why let reality ruin a good fantasy?


I think you've hit the nail on the head with your last question. After all, I'd bet a lot of us come here to get away from some sort of "reality". Unless I have any intent of actually meeting someone, who cares?
I AM thoroughly disgusted with those wankers that play for Arsenal! Can't even beat the Manure second team!
Quote by elude
I'm not sure what my sexual preference is


You're quadrisexual, but I like that in an android...

Judging from the size of the penises (penii?) claimed or displayed in here, I think I would pass!
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I said no big wet sloppy kiss!!!

I am going to kick your ass if you do that



Pucker up, sexy......here it comes!

I am yearning for your naked loins.
Quote by UtahBrit
Not right behind one no, but there's always an ambulance somewhere in front of you...

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?


Oops, please ignore the above.....

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
Not right behind one no, but there's always an ambulance somewhere in front of you...

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
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Hm? Me? I didn't do anything

I am outta here


Wait! I want to give you a sloppy wet kiss!

I am hungry for you!
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I am pretty sure that someone would be me


Taaa-daaa, we have a winner! It is you!

I am so grateful!
Oh, so it wasn't just me boring you to sleep then?

I am trying to figure out how to capture a 'quote' from above to put into my next response. I am obviously hoping someone will tell me!
Sorry to break the flow of pictures, but I'm sure we all need to calm down after the last picture above!

Where do I find out how to post pictures in a Forum thread?
Oh, you noticed that, did you?

Nope, despite six years in India, I managed to avoid anything poisonous!

Do you have any fetishes?
Well, I had a pet snake, but some twit killed it!

Have you ever caught someone looking at you "inappropriately"
Thankfully no, unless you count a runaway shopping cart as "hit and run".


Ever come back to find that lovely little dent in the side of your car from an overzealous "door-opener"?